They were building new houses across the street from Little Johnny’s house. He was fascinated, and would sneak off to watch the men at work. One morning he came down to breakfast, and said to his Mom, “What the Hell is up with the eggs ? I told you wanted some damn pancakes !” Mom, “What is with THAT language ? Go to your room and stay there, until your father gets home.” When Dad gets home, he stormed into the bedroom, “Your Mother told me what you said, now you go down to the shed and bring me a switch.” Johnny said, “F**k you, that’s the electricians job.”
allen@home almost 4 years ago
Trust me kid you’ll learn just as much on the school grounds as from your dad. I did.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Dad knows some German…Dagnabit! Gadzooks! Shuzzbutt!
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
Never use the pliers when the correct tool is a bigger hammer.
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
I still don’t know what my Mother would say, but it was something about a stick and roughly.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
As Mr. Spock once commented: “It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors…”
MCProfessor almost 4 years ago
The only cursing I learned from my Dad was in Portuguese.
christelisbetty almost 4 years ago
They were building new houses across the street from Little Johnny’s house. He was fascinated, and would sneak off to watch the men at work. One morning he came down to breakfast, and said to his Mom, “What the Hell is up with the eggs ? I told you wanted some damn pancakes !” Mom, “What is with THAT language ? Go to your room and stay there, until your father gets home.” When Dad gets home, he stormed into the bedroom, “Your Mother told me what you said, now you go down to the shed and bring me a switch.” Johnny said, “F**k you, that’s the electricians job.”
paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Golden Oldie, between Mom and kid:
“What did your father say when he hit his thumb with the hammer?”
“Should I leave out the swear words?”
“Certainly.”
“He didn’t say a thing.”