Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 11, 2021

Uh oh, there’s one, Jack.

He’s from The Ministry of Silly Walks…

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , if the bloke from the Health and safety Authority is such clumsy carp , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is better he only trips into the canal when he’s soused :o) my avatar is a photo of a bomb tech advising everyone to run if they see him run , you bet I would wouldn’t you? How was your day ? our Manic Monday was manic someone has hacked into my account and I could no comment , but the nice moderator at GoComics .com has fixed my problems , stay safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Maybe he “checked” a few other pubs on his way to Jack’s? :D

Faceplant, a bit tame , A 3 on the Wiley T. Coyote scale ! / s

…and he’s here to help.

My brother used to do that. We’d say he tripped on his shadow.

The State needs more funds, so he’ll find something wrong; get ready for a fine, Jack.

The right person for the job.

I see a lawsuit coming.

I’d advise him to pick up his feet.

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How early in the day does Master Capp start drinking? ;o]

Jack, make it a double…..

I’m sure he’ll figure out how to blame the bar for his fall.

The floor was deceptively level.

you’d think such an official would wear safety gear: helmet, knee pads, elbow pads, pillows tied to his back and front

Looks like Jack is going to get fined for something.

300 days without injuries gone. (We don’t report Andy to the authorities anymore.)

I hope you had a good “trip” Sir.

xxx

@Afficionado

Wow. How did you know that your account had been hacked? Because you were unable to post?

My Facebook has been hacked a few times. One occasion was my fault because I was a stupid idiot and put my details into a phishing site. All I had to do to resolve it was change my password. People were getting comments supposedly from me saying “Check Out Who Viewed Your Profile”

Lesson learned.

I’m sure if you thought I was smart before, you’ll think differently now.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

As part of his daily pre-opening prep, a bartender I knew used to fill his wash sinks with really hot water first thing so that by the time he was ready to use them, they’d cooled down but were still hot to do a good job cleaning the glasses.

A young, new Health Inspector came into the place through the back door and walked behind the bar while the bartender was taking out the trash. Before the bartender could shout a warning to him, the HI stuck his hand into the scalding hot water. The ensuing scream could be heard out on the street.

Needless to say, the Health Inspector used his thermometer in future visits.

Who’s Goldsmith and Garnett? Chuck Goldsmith was a feared dude in Milwaukee.

Next thing you know, he’ll be falling into the canal.

That explains soooo much about OHS guidelines…

naturally

Who could possibly more about health and safety than a klutz?