Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 19, 2021

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    GROG Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You may as well have asked Alexa to compute the value of pi to the last decimal place.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 4 years ago

    Alexis: You certainly deserve your family, Ralph.

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    You look less fat than usual, Ralph.

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    gbars70  almost 4 years ago

    I’m sorry, I don’t know that one…

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    She knows him all too well…

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    Auntie Socialist  almost 4 years ago

    That job is harder than it looks

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    ToborRedrum  almost 4 years ago

    Tell Alexa to “Ask the Listeners.”

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    A# 466  almost 4 years ago

    “Yer money or yer life!”

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    JamieLee Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I just tried it and it worked!

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    gokarDun  almost 4 years ago

    Bet that shirt hides mustard stains very well.

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    Chris  almost 4 years ago

    that’s pretty sad.

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    david_42  almost 4 years ago

    The food stains match the pattern on your shirt.

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    Charles Hoeft  almost 4 years ago

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    A take on the Jack Benny joke. Crook tells Jack your money or your life! There is a pause. The crook says, “Well.” Jack answers, “I’m thinking…I’m thinking!”

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    Tentoes  almost 4 years ago

    Works for “Hey Google!”

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    oldsmkysyvr  almost 4 years ago

    “You’re a nice guy, Ralph, with a basically good heart.”

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    CurtLyon  almost 4 years ago

    wouldnt happen with google home

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    Garbage can she goes….

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Go ask Siri.

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    banjinshiju  almost 4 years ago

    This makes me think of Jack Benny’s reply to the robber saying, " I said your money or your life!"

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  almost 4 years ago

    Works with Siri, too. She told me To me, you are perfect.

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    JesseLouisMartinez  almost 4 years ago

    I’m sorry but I don’t recognize that command

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    johnpaulits  almost 4 years ago

    Jack Benny echoes

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    JPuzzleWhiz  almost 4 years ago

    Ralph: “I said, PAY ME A COMPLIMENT!

    Alexis: “First, you pay ME!”

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    I can’t do that, Dave.

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    WDemBlk Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Both Alexa & Google did it.

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