I was on a flight form Phoenix to Tucson and they gave the standard briefing. When they got to the part “in the event of a water landing …” I wondered how far off course they would hae to fly to find a large enough body of water to land on.
they have been flying in the opposite direction of where they need to go for over 1000 miles, I don’t care HOW incompetent you are at setting up an efficient course, you would never do this, this is beyond flat Earther levels of travel paths…actually that’s it, this airline is being sabotaged! A mole from a rival airline has infiltrated their command structure and is trying to bankrupt them by making them waste millions of gallons of jet fuel and chase away any previously loyal customers by giving them the runaround at every level of service.
monkeysky almost 4 years ago
You know, for all the complaints about the seating, I can’t even see his neighbour’s elbow. That must be the biggest plane seat I’ve ever seen.
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Chicago to Boston – by way of the Grand Canyon. Now I’m wondering about their fuel supply.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
poor, poor Roger trying to get to his business trip
The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I forget. Did they give him his shoes back at airport security?
dflak almost 4 years ago
I was on a flight form Phoenix to Tucson and they gave the standard briefing. When they got to the part “in the event of a water landing …” I wondered how far off course they would hae to fly to find a large enough body of water to land on.
hfelder7219 almost 4 years ago
They should have made a left turn at Albuquerque !
awcoffman almost 4 years ago
Must have been when everything east of Denver was snowed in.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
Now this is a bad airline.
Alberta Oil almost 4 years ago
Passengers on the right side please wait, we will be doing a turn in a moment so you can get a view as well.
InuYugiHakusho almost 4 years ago
Roger is so giving this airline a 1-star review. He might needs Jason’s help to do that, though…
yangeldf almost 4 years ago
they have been flying in the opposite direction of where they need to go for over 1000 miles, I don’t care HOW incompetent you are at setting up an efficient course, you would never do this, this is beyond flat Earther levels of travel paths…actually that’s it, this airline is being sabotaged! A mole from a rival airline has infiltrated their command structure and is trying to bankrupt them by making them waste millions of gallons of jet fuel and chase away any previously loyal customers by giving them the runaround at every level of service.
PuppyPapa almost 4 years ago
SURELY he can’t be serious.