Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 21, 2021

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Leaf it alone.

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    parellel3  over 3 years ago

    “I’m just branching out”

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    Digital Frog  over 3 years ago

    I am Groot.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Man. You’re unbeleafable.

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    Lady loves a joke  over 3 years ago

    He wanted the Hostess Snoballs..

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    Less Monday... More Friday  over 3 years ago

    Well if she didn’t try and hide the cookies on the top shelf…

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    chick485  over 3 years ago

    I never knew that snow wives could give “The Look”.

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    My wife is over 6 feet tall. Back when we were in the military and everyone moved a lot. Other wives would call her for help packing. She could get things off the top shelf.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    He felt like branching out

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    Nuliajuk  over 3 years ago

    Your spouse wouldn’t have twigged on if you’d have cut a branch from a tree outside.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This one is growing on me.

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    bobbyferrel  over 3 years ago

    Better look out. He’s armed himself.

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    Longplay Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well now you’ll just have to start shaving your arm.

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    sobrown51  over 3 years ago

    She’s likely gonna tear him limb from limb.

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