Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 25, 2021

And it smells like a barn in here!!

I like to new phrase.

that’s just bull…

I guess we can’t say “horny” anymore either.

So now you can give someone a “Down on his luck” steer.

he can’t help it…he’s bull headed.

Guess that steer had a beef.

By the way, is that Sideshow Bob in the front row?

What? Oh, I’m sorry. Secondary attraction Robert.

Dave, love how you drew the back of the steer. Lol.

that’s a bum steer.

new preferred pronoun

Going to extreme lengths to avoid offending anyone until one can’t understand what is being said.

I’ve always thought the bull in a china shop expression was an insensitive and politically incorrect depiction of them. Seriously, I once lived near a cattle ranch and found bulls to be quite sedate and even friendly.

He saw a problem and took the bull by the horns! Oh, sorry about that.

Will this strengthen the classroom cowhesion?

No one’s complained that political correctness is a load of bull?

He shouldn’t have let himself be cowed…

….and that’s just how stupid it’s all become.

Is JJ Watt getting retrained for a Longhorn Renegade steak out?

If that one shakes his head, he’s going to “steer” someone into decapitation.

Male bovine excrement if I ever heard it.

The last thing he wants is an A grade.

Bahahahahaha! Thank you, I really needed that.

Guess we can’t say ‘ram something through’ or ‘something’s fishy here’ or other such offensive terms! :)

Oh dear God, the social warriors have invaded the animal world!!!! Save us Obvious Man!

One audio story I listened to as a kid involved a cattle drive and the lead bull singing to his fretful cow “I’m gonna steer you right,” as in, ‘you can trust that I will lead you correctly.’