If junk food had existed when the Bible was written, the myth would be that the snake encouraged Eve to eat the Doritos, or the ice cream cone, or whatever. And her penalty wouldn’t be the pain of childbirth, it would be forever dealing with trying to lose 15 pounds.
Baarorso over 3 years ago
(snake) “Then how about a caramel coated apple”? ;D
Imagine over 3 years ago
I like the two scoops of ice cream.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Adam would have ended up as a McRib.
Qiset over 3 years ago
Ad paid for by the Frito-lay company.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 3 years ago
The butt hairs on Adam … good one!
joegeethree over 3 years ago
Because of the view, Ralph is speechless for once.
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
But if they eat enough of that stuff, the garden is going to be less Edenic.
walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago
Like in Non Sequitur, Adam should’ve stuck with the pizza and beer.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago
We’ve had two apples rolling around in the crisper for a month now. (We seem to be trying to save “the world”)
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Binging on chips, it’s American as apple pie.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
So, FritoLay and Baskin-Robbins woulda predated Creation?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Funniest cartoon of the day – gold star!
Snowedin over 3 years ago
It has changed the world. It has made the majority of us fat.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
The snake would have been the one offering the junk food.
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
I thought Adam and Eve were the only humans when this scene took place. Therefore, no fast food.
Or, are we to conclude that aliens brought us junk food?
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
If junk food had existed when the Bible was written, the myth would be that the snake encouraged Eve to eat the Doritos, or the ice cream cone, or whatever. And her penalty wouldn’t be the pain of childbirth, it would be forever dealing with trying to lose 15 pounds.