First class of the day was charms. The first charm they learned was the amplifying charm(sonorus). To prevent the room from becoming too loud they practiced on soft sounds like a radio playing a very soft key. Nate struggled with the spell but noticed Francis excelling at it. Nate finally got a spell right when Randy knocked his wand out of his hand(he already bought a wand). “Ooh! Sorry!” cried Randy in mock grief. “I was so clumsy. Wait it wasn’t me, it’s your clumsiness-” Nate heard someone whisper sonorus and an orb of color hit him: “MUDBLOOD!” Finished Randy, and quickly put his hand to his mouth. “Randy Malfoy! To the office now! I will not tolerate racial slurs!”Said the teacher/ Randy looked shocked, then mad. “I’ll get you for this,” Whispered Randy. Nate wondered who cast the spell. Teddy looked at him and winked. Good old Teddy, always got my back. Thought Nate. At lunch Chad whispered to them: “Did you hear the rumor? A dark wizard is among us.” “It’s probably randy,” said Nate. “I’m gonna sign up to the quidditch match. You guys wanna come?” said Francis. “Sure!” Teddy said, but Nate was busy staring at a girl. He remembered her name was Jennifer or something. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, and a headband. She was talking to her- “Hello? Earth to Nate?” Said Teddy. “Do you want to come?” “Uh sure,” Nate said. “Why not?” He swore to himself he’d talk to that girl.
As you may know, I haven’t been in the comments as much and that’s mainly because of all the useless spam still going on. I’m taking a break for now. Really hoped the spam would end after Marty says.
I know this comment is completely random but, as a Nate fan, I support Nate and Jenny as a couple but as an actual sensible person. I think Nate and Gina would make a good couple.
Francis, I’ll tell you what’s happening. Evan is so desperate and clingy, he probably has 200 BFF’s. Just ditch him and go for Nate. He’s your true friend.
Nate has powers as a wizard that normal people don’t have. When people have a quest to do, their body lights up. The color of the light depends on what the quest is. There are five types: Teal is the not very urgent ones, a darker blue is the Pretty urgent ones, and then, a light green is a Okay, okay, that’s really urgent, a red one, is *How urgent can that really be and then finally, a color-changing glow will mean AAAAAAAAAAAAA EVERYONE PANIC.
Nate was walking through the town square. Unarmed, unprepared. People noticed that he was level 500 and then, threw money at him. Nate took the money, and stayed in that spot some more. Thank you, thank you, people of SeaWatch, however, I need to go buy some better, uh, clothing. He went to a tailor. *Hello, he said. Hi, the tailor said back. You seem like a powerful wizard. I can make you some new clothing. And it’s made to make your magic more powerful. Nate was astonished by how nice the people were. It was 5 months after he chose his magic, and he was wandering around, doing nothing. Every, man, child, woman she asked, they replied kindly. Sure. How much is that? Nate said. But then, the tailor remembered a quest he had to do. Color-changing, glow, and he was about to speak, but then he cut the silence. Well, you see, I have a quest, and it’s very, very, urgent. For wizards, it’ll be color-changing. Can you do it for me? In return, I’ll give you the clothes before you do the quest. Nate thought about it. What is the quest? He asked? He slid a piece of paper toward him across the counter. It said *Defend the village. Watch out. Now. WHAT. HE HAS ONLY EXPLORE ONE PART OF THE VILLAGE, AND YET IT WAS HUGE. If he didn’t know the terrain well, then, while in combat, it’ll be very bad. I have to go. He said, and rushed out the door. Explosion magic, flight! He sa
Wait- who even made groups in GoComics anyways? Wasn’t the comments section just for making polls and stuff? And isn’t GoComics for enjoying comic strips? I don’t think groups should exist at all.
On a related note: Hello, everybody. This story arc is pretty fun to read. Evan does seem too clingy though. Perhaps Nate will use his locker to save the day!
Well, for one thing, Fran-Man, this sort of story arc couldn’t be wrapped up in just one week….better tighten up yer safety belt, this may be a longer ride than you thought………….
This shows some interesting unintended (and very unexpected) consequences of an impulsive action like breaking up with (or taking a break from) a friend suddenly. Although Francis was annoyed by the self-involvement (which he should have brought up sooner and more diplomatically), he no doubt misses Nate because he had healthy personal boundaries and didn’t require constant emotional support.
omg Evan is being way too “Bromancy” now. They should probaly just hang out doing homework together or something like that than doing something like that!
You know what guys? I’m lowkey tired of this, EVERY TIME I come into the comments it’s always something about a spammer or gross and all these other clubs, YOU ARE ON A COMIC READING WEBSITE WHY ARE YOU TAKING ATTENTION FROM THE COMIC FOR THIS DUMB STUFF!for starters, all these groups are useless because they just give the spammers attention and allows them to keep going, JUST IGNORE THEM, who cares if they get featured? why does this bother yall? GROW SOME RESISTANCE! G.R.O.S.S is completely useless, yall are making up factions and clubs on a comic website over a few people thirsty for attention, that is so sad. The intentions are good but the execution is horrible and sloppy, any other group on here will end the same way as gross so stop making them and READ THE COMIC and comment on it, if you want to talk about something else get a chat room, The comic section is about BIG NATE not GROSS OR ANY OTHER SPAMMER. These gross members get on my nerves the way they go about things, especially all the people who say things completely off topic and are “Nice” just to get featured, let us be honest, we all know they are just looking for attention so stop giving it! Stop playing pretend ONLINE. Legit the only thing you gotta do is flag and move on, don’t sit here and give them more attention bruh. I’m not asking for a group, I’m asking for individuals who can speak for themselves and have the common sense to make these comments whole again. If you agree cool if you don’t then you’re probably a cause of drama as well.
this arc had been going on forever… i am getting a little bored. at least the sunday strip is different. I LOVE the sunday strips. they are the best, in my opinion :)
I am officially leaving the comment section, due to a abnormal amount of spammers, way too much toxicity, and gross, who just created a new spammer. If the spammers shut up and some people decide that there is more to life than being a jerk, than maybe I will come back. This is you are upside down, signing off!
Francis: GI Nate, subject getting clingy. Ready to run?
Nate: Okay, GI Francis. And he didn’t start to get clingy, he’s just always like that.
Francis: Running in a count of three: 3… 2… 1…
Nate: Mrs Godfrey is in the path, don’t run ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION.
Francis: IT’S NOW OR NEVER.
Nate: NO DON’T
Francis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, ALL OR NOTHING.
Nate: Subject noticed. Gaining on you. TO THE FORT.
Francis: We have a fort?
Nate: Umm, just meet at the classroom.
Francis: TWO TEACHERS GAINING ON US, GET OUT THE DART GUNS.
Nate: Preparing fort for it.
Francis: Found you, let’s go!
Nate: Here’s the fort. They are coming!
Francis: EVAN ETA 20 SECONDS, DART GUNS READY, AND FIRE
Nate: SHOW NO MERCY.
Francis: They are retreating. SECOND WAVE ETA 5 SECONDS. HEAT AROUND THE CORNER BOIS.
Teddy: Prepare the escape helicopter!
Nate: Why are we doing this?
Francis: It was you idea.
Nate: Oh yeah, we have an escape helicopter?
Teddy: Yes.
Awkward silence
Francis (sarcastic): AND I’M GUESSING WE HAVE THIS HUGE GATLING GUN AND A CHAINSAW AND A HUGE, ARMY VESSEL THAT CAN SAIL AROUND THE WORLD 3 TIMES WITHOUT REFUELING.
Teddy: We… actually have that.
Nate: Uhhh, we forgot about the second wave, so they stole all that stuff.
N҉a҉t҉e҉ ҉W҉r҉i҉g҉h҉t҉. almost 4 years ago
Wait, but Francis is sharing with nate and nate is a slob and theres no garbage in the locker
minecraftfan01 almost 4 years ago
I’m gonna guess this arc will end by Nate coming in to rescue Francis from Evan.
dssd almost 4 years ago
These story arcs are really predictable. I think Peirce should do more sunday strips.
villanoville almost 4 years ago
‘what is happening right now?’ you’re the Jenny to Evan’s Nate is what’s happening right now Francis
Sokka the Great almost 4 years ago
Geez Evan how clingy can you get?
NGANGNUNIGOMDAH1 almost 4 years ago
Seems like this is gonna be a long arc. Things are gonna get GOOD! anyone got some popcorn and gummy bears !
TheTruthAboutAustralia almost 4 years ago
I could’ve seen this coming I still love the arc tho
MateRight almost 4 years ago
Will this guy just end up as another Nate, but even more egoistic?
atwow almost 4 years ago
‘iM mOvInG iNtO yOuR LoCkEr’ bruh is the locker a free estate now?
ImDaRealAni almost 4 years ago
Strip still hasn’t ended, told ya.
me_the_polish_gull almost 4 years ago
When this arc is gonna end, new, more interesting arc please.
Johnny Appleseed almost 4 years ago
I hate Evan, he’s trying to replace Nate. But that can’t happen cuz Nate is the main character and he will always win.
tumify almost 4 years ago
Francis is basically Jenny to Evan
Muntherdoesstuff almost 4 years ago
Francis regrets his recent life descions
chibi-usa tsukino almost 4 years ago
oh gosh-
chibi-usa tsukino almost 4 years ago
evan, francis is just taking a break from nate. you and francis aren’t bffs
Rocky07 almost 4 years ago
doesn’t Nate and Francis share a locker
rey mondia almost 4 years ago
How much would it fit?
Hamady Sack Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Nice art P3
FuriosoTheDog almost 4 years ago
Even seem’s like a person who invades other people’s space. Also I think Even is a JERK.
Hugger kim almost 4 years ago
What’s happening is you just got a much more annoying friend than Nate, Francis.
Chris almost 4 years ago
somebody taking it a little too far…
starwarstan third T.C.C founder almost 4 years ago
part 3 of Harry Potter Nate
First class of the day was charms. The first charm they learned was the amplifying charm(sonorus). To prevent the room from becoming too loud they practiced on soft sounds like a radio playing a very soft key. Nate struggled with the spell but noticed Francis excelling at it. Nate finally got a spell right when Randy knocked his wand out of his hand(he already bought a wand). “Ooh! Sorry!” cried Randy in mock grief. “I was so clumsy. Wait it wasn’t me, it’s your clumsiness-” Nate heard someone whisper sonorus and an orb of color hit him: “MUDBLOOD!” Finished Randy, and quickly put his hand to his mouth. “Randy Malfoy! To the office now! I will not tolerate racial slurs!”Said the teacher/ Randy looked shocked, then mad. “I’ll get you for this,” Whispered Randy. Nate wondered who cast the spell. Teddy looked at him and winked. Good old Teddy, always got my back. Thought Nate. At lunch Chad whispered to them: “Did you hear the rumor? A dark wizard is among us.” “It’s probably randy,” said Nate. “I’m gonna sign up to the quidditch match. You guys wanna come?” said Francis. “Sure!” Teddy said, but Nate was busy staring at a girl. He remembered her name was Jennifer or something. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, and a headband. She was talking to her- “Hello? Earth to Nate?” Said Teddy. “Do you want to come?” “Uh sure,” Nate said. “Why not?” He swore to himself he’d talk to that girl.
PinkYoshiFan almost 4 years ago
I thought Francis and Nate shared a locker, therefore creating a tsunami of junk in Francis’ locker as well.
Groot Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I have a feeling that once Evan is older he will be a VERY clingy boyfriend.
Shadowsama almost 4 years ago
As you may know, I haven’t been in the comments as much and that’s mainly because of all the useless spam still going on. I’m taking a break for now. Really hoped the spam would end after Marty says.
Cedar the squirrel almost 4 years ago
Alright, we already know where this story-line is going…Why can’t we just skip to the end?
Thunderbolt Boss almost 4 years ago
He is a “water flooding the kitchen but the glass is completely empty” person.
Clarence almost 4 years ago
Imagine if Evan had the same classroom periods as Francis
Give me comics or give me death almost 4 years ago
I know this comment is completely random but, as a Nate fan, I support Nate and Jenny as a couple but as an actual sensible person. I think Nate and Gina would make a good couple.
Who’s with Me?
#1Fortnite_Lover almost 4 years ago
I wonder if Evan has as much stuff in his locker as Nate has in his.
Comics rule!! almost 4 years ago
Hello everybody hope you have a good day! and wow this kid is eager!
Vibes almost 4 years ago
Can anyone see my comments?
.uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹɐ no⅄ almost 4 years ago
Plot twist: Evan is Nate in disguise.
ɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʀɪɢʜᴛ (ᴅɪsᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ) almost 4 years ago
Francis, I’ll tell you what’s happening. Evan is so desperate and clingy, he probably has 200 BFF’s. Just ditch him and go for Nate. He’s your true friend.
SlashPhantom almost 4 years ago
Big Nate: Chapter 2: SeaWatch
Nate has powers as a wizard that normal people don’t have. When people have a quest to do, their body lights up. The color of the light depends on what the quest is. There are five types: Teal is the not very urgent ones, a darker blue is the Pretty urgent ones, and then, a light green is a Okay, okay, that’s really urgent, a red one, is *How urgent can that really be and then finally, a color-changing glow will mean AAAAAAAAAAAAA EVERYONE PANIC.
Nate was walking through the town square. Unarmed, unprepared. People noticed that he was level 500 and then, threw money at him. Nate took the money, and stayed in that spot some more. Thank you, thank you, people of SeaWatch, however, I need to go buy some better, uh, clothing. He went to a tailor. *Hello, he said. Hi, the tailor said back. You seem like a powerful wizard. I can make you some new clothing. And it’s made to make your magic more powerful. Nate was astonished by how nice the people were. It was 5 months after he chose his magic, and he was wandering around, doing nothing. Every, man, child, woman she asked, they replied kindly. Sure. How much is that? Nate said. But then, the tailor remembered a quest he had to do. Color-changing, glow, and he was about to speak, but then he cut the silence. Well, you see, I have a quest, and it’s very, very, urgent. For wizards, it’ll be color-changing. Can you do it for me? In return, I’ll give you the clothes before you do the quest. Nate thought about it. What is the quest? He asked? He slid a piece of paper toward him across the counter. It said *Defend the village. Watch out. Now. WHAT. HE HAS ONLY EXPLORE ONE PART OF THE VILLAGE, AND YET IT WAS HUGE. If he didn’t know the terrain well, then, while in combat, it’ll be very bad. I have to go. He said, and rushed out the door. Explosion magic, flight! He sa
Onyx. almost 4 years ago
Evan needs to chill out.
Pico_FnF ( OWNER OF BIG NATE FAN CLUB! ) almost 4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAq443fhyDo
deepika.boe almost 4 years ago
Evan is moving into Nate’s locker spot
HaVoc almost 4 years ago
Love this comic line, love your work Lincoln!
Normal almost 4 years ago
Evan might make lots of trips to his locker and back
Joel O'Riley almost 4 years ago
Their friendship will definetly end soon.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Ok. This is going out of control in a very scary way.
ImDaRealAni almost 4 years ago
Maybe Nate will use his locker to shoot Evan off once he sees Francis in trouble.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Meet your new Husband or is that wife. I get so confused these days…….
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (i am boba) almost 4 years ago
Wait- who even made groups in GoComics anyways? Wasn’t the comments section just for making polls and stuff? And isn’t GoComics for enjoying comic strips? I don’t think groups should exist at all.
How do you delete this account? almost 4 years ago
Who wants to join the Fuw’s?
Fuw. almost 4 years ago
Evan treats Francis like he’s his little brother
Ƭσxιc﨔 almost 4 years ago
I think Evan is what you’d call the “octopus friend”.
BiggerNate91 almost 4 years ago
Okay, this is getting really freaking creepy.
(A.R.T.S.C.A.M.)Comicfan10(Real) almost 4 years ago
poor, poor, poor, poor Francis.
Little Nate almost 4 years ago
Don’t make new groups they are pointless.
On a related note: Hello, everybody. This story arc is pretty fun to read. Evan does seem too clingy though. Perhaps Nate will use his locker to save the day!
P-oh-Tate-oh almost 4 years ago
Well, Evan is a bit too enthusiastic about being Francis’ friend
dinocorn almost 4 years ago
hi
Crested gecko almost 4 years ago
What is that light blue stuff between the yellow book and the green book In The first panel?
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well, for one thing, Fran-Man, this sort of story arc couldn’t be wrapped up in just one week….better tighten up yer safety belt, this may be a longer ride than you thought………….
Anon E. Mouse almost 4 years ago
Evan, you are going waaaaaaay overboard, my dude
dv1093 almost 4 years ago
What is happening right now? Only what you LET happen.
The Uchiha Clan almost 4 years ago
Francis MUST return to Nate.
Mr. Reader almost 4 years ago
the consequences of a mistake Francis, the consequences of a mistake.
pig-boi is da leader almost 4 years ago
say I if you think that Evan is going overboard.
StackableContainers almost 4 years ago
This shows some interesting unintended (and very unexpected) consequences of an impulsive action like breaking up with (or taking a break from) a friend suddenly. Although Francis was annoyed by the self-involvement (which he should have brought up sooner and more diplomatically), he no doubt misses Nate because he had healthy personal boundaries and didn’t require constant emotional support.
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ almost 4 years ago
Evan: Gets a mansion
Also Evan: Let’s move in together!
Francis: no…
Evan: Makes himself look just like Francis
Also Evan: We’re now doppelgängers forever! :D
Francis: No…!
Evan: is about to die
Also Evan: Let’s die together! Here, have this to make yourself die!
Francis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I was writing this on a mobile device :P
MangaGirl270 almost 4 years ago
omg Evan is being way too “Bromancy” now. They should probaly just hang out doing homework together or something like that than doing something like that!
Detective Nate ( Comic Reviewer) almost 4 years ago
copy this link and watch it it is not a rick roll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4-wJ3zmlXQ
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Come by my house after school and I’ll show you my Lego creations!
JackBellin almost 4 years ago
I just got an account oh yeah
Fallout new vegas courier almost 4 years ago
You know what guys? I’m lowkey tired of this, EVERY TIME I come into the comments it’s always something about a spammer or gross and all these other clubs, YOU ARE ON A COMIC READING WEBSITE WHY ARE YOU TAKING ATTENTION FROM THE COMIC FOR THIS DUMB STUFF!for starters, all these groups are useless because they just give the spammers attention and allows them to keep going, JUST IGNORE THEM, who cares if they get featured? why does this bother yall? GROW SOME RESISTANCE! G.R.O.S.S is completely useless, yall are making up factions and clubs on a comic website over a few people thirsty for attention, that is so sad. The intentions are good but the execution is horrible and sloppy, any other group on here will end the same way as gross so stop making them and READ THE COMIC and comment on it, if you want to talk about something else get a chat room, The comic section is about BIG NATE not GROSS OR ANY OTHER SPAMMER. These gross members get on my nerves the way they go about things, especially all the people who say things completely off topic and are “Nice” just to get featured, let us be honest, we all know they are just looking for attention so stop giving it! Stop playing pretend ONLINE. Legit the only thing you gotta do is flag and move on, don’t sit here and give them more attention bruh. I’m not asking for a group, I’m asking for individuals who can speak for themselves and have the common sense to make these comments whole again. If you agree cool if you don’t then you’re probably a cause of drama as well.
How do you delete this account? almost 4 years ago
Evan = Clingy
N҉a҉t҉e҉ ҉W҉r҉i҉g҉h҉t҉. almost 4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8avbciUP3c
almost 4 years ago
HAHAHA… I can comment too! You fools! behold my awesome power!
dinocorn almost 4 years ago
hi everyone i think my main account doinky was banned for no reason so i am doinky just on another account
Pico_FnF ( OWNER OF BIG NATE FAN CLUB! ) almost 4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clwgJ_T2cdQ NOT A RICK ROLL
dinocorn almost 4 years ago
noooooooooooooo i was eating a cookie and i dropped it and i can not find it noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
almost 4 years ago
I am bored. Entertain me, internet.
SpongeBob (Founder of The Spongebob Club) almost 4 years ago
Dun dun dunnnnnnnn!
doogy almost 4 years ago
mehoy minoy noy
Doglover26 almost 4 years ago
this arc had been going on forever… i am getting a little bored. at least the sunday strip is different. I LOVE the sunday strips. they are the best, in my opinion :)
almost 4 years ago
Oh my gosh! It’s happening again! It’s happening again!
.uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹɐ no⅄ almost 4 years ago
I am officially leaving the comment section, due to a abnormal amount of spammers, way too much toxicity, and gross, who just created a new spammer. If the spammers shut up and some people decide that there is more to life than being a jerk, than maybe I will come back. This is you are upside down, signing off!
Space Guy almost 4 years ago
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LordVoldemort almost 4 years ago
This is getting interesting.
BB the bomb almost 4 years ago
Hi! I’m new
dinocorn almost 4 years ago
noooooooooooooooooo now my dog found the cookie i dropped and ate it i think im saying no for the cookie
namelocdet almost 4 years ago
The grass isn’t always greener Francis.
KnowledgeView almost 4 years ago
Please subscribe to my youtube channel. Its called Random Topics Trending!
morgankhat almost 4 years ago
Run Francis, run like hell!
EddieTheMole almost 4 years ago
I think Evan has taken things WAY to far
SlashPhantom almost 4 years ago
Francis: GI Nate, subject getting clingy. Ready to run?
Nate: Okay, GI Francis. And he didn’t start to get clingy, he’s just always like that.
Francis: Running in a count of three: 3… 2… 1…
Nate: Mrs Godfrey is in the path, don’t run ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION.
Francis: IT’S NOW OR NEVER.
Nate: NO DON’T
Francis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, ALL OR NOTHING.
Nate: Subject noticed. Gaining on you. TO THE FORT.
Francis: We have a fort?
Nate: Umm, just meet at the classroom.
Francis: TWO TEACHERS GAINING ON US, GET OUT THE DART GUNS.
Nate: Preparing fort for it.
Francis: Found you, let’s go!
Nate: Here’s the fort. They are coming!
Francis: EVAN ETA 20 SECONDS, DART GUNS READY, AND FIRE
Nate: SHOW NO MERCY.
Francis: They are retreating. SECOND WAVE ETA 5 SECONDS. HEAT AROUND THE CORNER BOIS.
Teddy: Prepare the escape helicopter!
Nate: Why are we doing this?
Francis: It was you idea.
Nate: Oh yeah, we have an escape helicopter?
Teddy: Yes.
Awkward silence
Francis (sarcastic): AND I’M GUESSING WE HAVE THIS HUGE GATLING GUN AND A CHAINSAW AND A HUGE, ARMY VESSEL THAT CAN SAIL AROUND THE WORLD 3 TIMES WITHOUT REFUELING.
Teddy: We… actually have that.
Nate: Uhhh, we forgot about the second wave, so they stole all that stuff.
elo there everone almost 4 years ago
THE SITE IS OVERLOADING
Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…Aaand Evan has officially overstayed his welcome.
Radkins27 3 months ago
401st comment!