The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 21, 2021

You couldn’t put enough candles on her cake to represent her age. I suspect the single candle represents a centenial.

Once again, Brutus engages his mouth before his brain is in gear! And now, we will stand back and watch the jocularity ensue!!

:-D

If your over the hill that makes you 79.

29 is code for 92 when it comes to grammy.

Brutus couldn’t resist that slow pitch down the middle.

Always say you are “Celebrating the anniversary of your 21st Birthday”. Never say which anniversary. Picked 21st since you can drink and have fun.

Way to go, Brutus!Mother Gargle is:Older than God’s grandfather….older than dirt…older than white dog———. Etc.

Hey hey! This is HER special day you know. Let’s try to put aside our differences and just get along. Pretend it’s Christmas, yeah, that’s it, or Thanksgiving. Can’t we, for one day, just not talk about the elephant in the room?

For some reason when my daughter turned 10 she was upset at being double digits old. So we didn’t refer to it as her 10th birthday but that she was turning 9A. She’s 9E now.

My dad would always say, “I’m this side of forty.”

Every year I revers the decade and the year to state my age until the year the digits are the same then I admit my true age until i hit the next birthday ending in 0. /I’m currently 05 and will soon turn 15. It will be nice to be a teenager again.

The single candle could be a clue.

“As old as my tongue and a bit older than my teeth.”

More like three 9’s turned upside down!

Mother Gargle is younger than Jack Benny!

Zing!

I think that Brutus is about to have the cake dropped upside down and on his head.

Why do women like to fudge about their age until they hit 70 – then they start adding on years to try and impress folks?

HA!! Brutus finally got in a good shot at ol’ mom-in-law! It does kind of serve her right for insulting him!

I never could understand why people were ashamed to state their age. Heck, I’m proud that I have survived these last 64 years!

She should have said 39… that worked for Jack Benny for decades %

Even Jack Benny said he was always 39 right up to his death at age 80. She must be counting in Jupiter Years…..

Good one, that ought to quiet the old bid**.

There a point in time when you can pull that off anymore. You passed that point by a few decades.

Like my 11th grade english teacher would say, ’I’m 29 and holding!‘. I asked her how long she had been holding and she replied ’About 6 months!’.

Brutus shoots! Brutus scores!! LOL

One birthday Mom told me that you are supposed to pick an age, and stick with it. Unfortunately, by then I was ten years older than her.