Thatababy by Paul Trap for February 14, 2021

No they’re not

Similar to Nebraska, the state fossil of Washington is the Columbian mammoth.

https://leg.wa.gov/Symbols/pages/default.aspx

Yes, they certainly are, you cutie patootie!

Here’s a full list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_fossils

But the biggest collection of old fossils in the world are to be found in the House of Lords in London’s Westminster.

Interesting, ones with bones, and the others. No bones about it.

Clams are really cool Tennessee

http://www.500earthsciencesclub.org

fusilier, in Indianapolis

James 2:2

I’m from Virginia. The official state fossil? Scallops.

Illinois missed out on dinosaurs, because of the type of land we had. But, our fossil is Tullimonstrom Gregarium, the Tullymonstrom was “…an extinct genus of soft-bodied bilaterian (meaning their sides are perfect mirrors of each other, AKA, like humans are), that lived in shallow tropical coastal waters…” And most Illinoisians know we live on what was once pretty much a ginormouse swamp…so, Tullymonstrom rules.

Actually, Mr. Trap got the one for California wrong; everyone knows the REAL State Fossil in California is NANCY PILOSI

Huh. They have all the fossils of the original Power Rangers EXCEPT the tyrannosaurus.

Georgia is the shark tooth. Not the whole shark, as their bones are cartilaginous and rarely fossilize. Which is cool. I guess. Doesn’t beat the triceratops, though.

In Iowa, it’s Chuck Glassley.

But not as cool……

clams lives matter too

DC the official fossil is Mitch McConnell

Utah’s state fossil was the Allosaurus, but they changed it to the Utahraptor. At one time it was the trilobite.

The state fossil of Illinois is anyone with a good paying job. They’ve all left.

Hadn’t heard of sea scorpions before. They’re a bit terrifying.

Cool! My state fossil is a Saber-tooth Cat!

I didn’t know state fossils were a thing, and my life is so much richer with this knowledge