Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 21, 2021

It’s not a laser. It’s a little light bulb that blinks.

So that means Dakota hates her own face?

Is Parabella something that’s über-beautiful? Extra bellicose? A twist on “Parabola”… which makes sense in the context of lasers?

Lord, this is me in elementary school all over again.

Some imaginary friends are SERIOUS imaginary friends.

“Heh! Make fun of me, Spaghetti-hair?”

Europa is already a moon. A moon of Jupiter.

Lasering sounds more fun than just wiping those smirks off their faces, eh Phoebe? :D

Isn’t Europa a moon?

Marigold, that’s not the point.

Synch with Monty today-the robot EB finds out that he has eye lasers, and melts Monty’s lamp.

Bottom line, young girls can be very cruel; actually, older ones too….

Now I want to see the “Adventures of Parabella”. Parabellum guns come to mind.

Who wants to add a comic to this site called ¨Parbella Melts Your Face Off¨?

YEAH! KEEP YOUR LASER BEAMS AWAAAAY!

Europa is a moon. Also, that’s totally me in kindergarten/now XD im almost a teenager and i still play with toys like that

i wish somebody would steal my face (not with lasers)…. anybody wanna gimme a ride to rainbow? pleeeease!!!! ::D