Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 22, 2021

But most males can ignore that at light speed.

Nobody talks faster or louder than one either.

Actually, they text slower, because they’re so mad that they keep hitting the wrong keys and have to go back!

If you Google the fastest texters. They all seem to be guys.

That’s better than being p*ssed on.

And yet, no one gives a rotund rodent’s rump about your fickle fits of fury.

I think that P1$$ed off anyone is the fastest texter, my wife who just passed away on March 13 2021 joked that her only exercise was jumping to conclusions and running her mouth. God I miss her and it is hard we were only married for 34 years and never got to enjoy our golden years together.

Now, instead of “Thumbing your nose” at someone, you “Thumb your Emoji”… ㋡

Or a drunk… You, in any case Aunty!

I’ll come back tomorrow when you’re in a better mood.

What percentage of “p*ssed-off females” then wish they could unsend those texts?