Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 23, 2021

She going to give him his own phone and teach him how to get to the texts and read them?

Don Johnson had a better way.

Text your dog? I’ll bet there’s an arf for that.

Most dogs are not very technologically savvy, and have not advanced beyond pMail.

My cat tries to send me emails… at the same time as I’m trying to use my keyboardddddddddddddd

I have a rather humorous story about trying to program a TV remote with my wife and technical support over the phone.

The bottom line is: The process only took about 35 minutes and took a trained engineer, two adults and a dog to complete. The dog was absolutely useless in the process, but provided great moral support.

Dogs make great companions. He was the only one who wasn’t swearing during the process. He kind of sat there the whole time with a look on his face that said, “Tell me when we get to the part where the tennis ball is involved.”

Poor mutt. He didn’t deserve this gig.

Angie Bailey’s on the phone.

Love being with my animals because they DON’T text..

But is he a woofer, or a tweeter?

Go ahead and text. Just don’t expect an answer.

Hey, it isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I get these messages:

“When are you home? When are you home? When are you Home? Oh…a car……”

“Hi, when you get home, the kat did it…”

“I don’t know where the fud is…..”

“Trash just fell over……”

“your son just pooped all over the floor! "

Give ‘em time and they’ll create a device to put around your dogs neck that you can text words to and it says them in words to the dog…

She must use Google translate.

All I want is my dog to be able to talk (or text) to me! Whadda ya want? Whadda ya want?

Wouldn’t that require a Star Trek Transporter App for the phone to be able to send the Dog as a “Text” file?

Usually, dogs want one or more of three things: food, water or to be let out to dispose of one or more of the first two.