Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 12, 2021

Okay, who are you and what have you done with Aunty?

Thanks Aunty! Is tea ok?

She’s off the wine.

Well, I don’t know if today will rock, but lots of things are frozen hard as rocks! It’s COLD out! -7°C. (Which is 19°F.) Brrr…

Actually it is not very virtual aunty,, because I just happen to be drinking my morning coffee right now.

My coffee has enough caffeine in it to revive a zombie. It has to.

How about a virtual Monster Rehab peach tea, instead? Actually mine was already finished before I got to this comic.

Rocks? Her day will be stoned. Many of them are, you know!

Oh Aunty. You’re just like one of my family. Unfortunately that’s not a compliment.

When was the last time anyone served a CUP of coffee ? I have 14oz Mugs.Back when one could go into a restaurant, they serve coffee in MUGS. Some day I’m going to fill the pot for the coffee maker with a measuring cup to see what it’s iudea of 10 cups is, "cause I certainly don’t get 10 mugs from it.

Well, it’s my birthday so I appreciate the gesture.

We’re having rain today. Coffee makes it a bit better.

Oh oh, Auntie’s being nice to us, should we worry?

I’ll pass on the virtual coffee, I need mine to have more substance.

Well, Since I’m not in California or aboard a Boat, I’m sorta hoping the ground holds still.

Florida has enough problems without adding Earthquakes.

I mean, the Twitler just moved in a couple hundred miles South of here.

Aunty, you are in a happy mood. If I were feeling truly cynical, I’d ask what’s in your coffee cup. But I’ll just take it as a friendly overture to your loyal readers and leave it at that.