EMET: Here’s one for you!
Is that the tablet Moses dropped?
Is this a Jewish “inside” joke? The five books of Moses are called the “Torah,” which means “instruction” (NOT “law”).
Must be “commandments for dummies”.
Looks like a big tablet of Pepto Dismal.
can’t argue with these instructions– they’re carved in stone
He’s in theology school???????
“Thou shalt not use an un-grounded outlet” “Thou shalt not use near water” “Thou shalt not operate with safety shroud removed” “Thou shalt not open cover- no user replaceable parts inside…”
The true answers to life, the universe, and everything.
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Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
margueritem almost 15 years ago
EMET: Here’s one for you!
Jml58 almost 15 years ago
Is that the tablet Moses dropped?
ben_david almost 15 years ago
Is this a Jewish “inside” joke? The five books of Moses are called the “Torah,” which means “instruction” (NOT “law”).
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
Must be “commandments for dummies”.
gtsagan almost 15 years ago
Looks like a big tablet of Pepto Dismal.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
can’t argue with these instructions– they’re carved in stone
crazyolnick almost 15 years ago
He’s in theology school???????
hymenoxis almost 15 years ago
“Thou shalt not use an un-grounded outlet” “Thou shalt not use near water” “Thou shalt not operate with safety shroud removed” “Thou shalt not open cover- no user replaceable parts inside…”
mrprongs almost 15 years ago
The true answers to life, the universe, and everything.
pinkdryad Premium Member almost 15 years ago
the best instructions ever written, straight from the Lord Himself!
Keith Messamer almost 15 years ago
Keep the commandments—no returns or exchanges accepted.