Long ago, a mountain climber was walking through a valley on his way to a nearby mountain he had his eye on climbing. As he grew near his destination he saw a little farmhouse with a little barn with a farmer outside tending to his animals. The climber approached the farmer and asked if he could spend the night there before he left to climb the nearby mountain in the morning. The farmer agreed but only if the climber slept in the barn and was gone at first light. The climber thanked him and went to sleep in the barn. Later that night, the farmers daughter saw a light on in the barn and went to investigate only to find the good looking mountain climber still awake. Things got a little romantic and she returned to her room an hour or 2 later. That next morning she hurried out to the barn to try and talk the mountain climber into staying only to find that he was gone already. She ran to her father and in her desperation to see this man again confessed that they had slept together the night before. Furious, the farmer ran to the end of his road and way off in the distance could see the shadow of the mountain climber already over halfway up the mountain. The farmer bellowed at the top of his lungs “CLIMBER, DID YOU MAKE WHOOPIE WITH MY DAUGHTER?!” and way off in the distance he could hear the climber shout back “ANDTHELITTLEOLDLADYTOOOO”
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
Well, what do you want him to do? Just sleep?
SWCarter over 3 years ago
I thought she was going to ask him to start snoring again.
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
Long ago, a mountain climber was walking through a valley on his way to a nearby mountain he had his eye on climbing. As he grew near his destination he saw a little farmhouse with a little barn with a farmer outside tending to his animals. The climber approached the farmer and asked if he could spend the night there before he left to climb the nearby mountain in the morning. The farmer agreed but only if the climber slept in the barn and was gone at first light. The climber thanked him and went to sleep in the barn. Later that night, the farmers daughter saw a light on in the barn and went to investigate only to find the good looking mountain climber still awake. Things got a little romantic and she returned to her room an hour or 2 later. That next morning she hurried out to the barn to try and talk the mountain climber into staying only to find that he was gone already. She ran to her father and in her desperation to see this man again confessed that they had slept together the night before. Furious, the farmer ran to the end of his road and way off in the distance could see the shadow of the mountain climber already over halfway up the mountain. The farmer bellowed at the top of his lungs “CLIMBER, DID YOU MAKE WHOOPIE WITH MY DAUGHTER?!” and way off in the distance he could hear the climber shout back “ANDTHELITTLEOLDLADYTOOOO”
Old Man River over 3 years ago
I wish that I could yodel, but I don’t have a glottal stop. (Really)