Monty by Jim Meddick for February 01, 2021

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    [Unnamed Reader - 77992e]  almost 4 years ago

    newton invented the cat flap

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    Strob  almost 4 years ago

    Among other things, invented calculus, which purely as a by-product, produced the value of pi to absurd precision for the times.

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    Lucy Rudy  almost 4 years ago

    So what has been invented during this pandemic?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Newton invent the fig cookie.

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    [Unnamed Reader - c91c61]  almost 4 years ago

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    Jayalexander  almost 4 years ago

    I seem to recall during the Hong Kong Flu of 1969 they said “To hell with this. I’m going to Woodstock.”

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    Kalkkuna  almost 4 years ago

    Getting vaccine does NOT mean going back to normal. Until those that refuse the vaccine die off. (Core-of-the-herd immunity.)

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Newton invented one of those fruit picking cages on the end of a pole.

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    Smokie  almost 4 years ago

    Israel just announced 50% of their population has been vaccinated. In Wisconsin; with a similar population only has 17%. Why?

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    joegeethree  almost 4 years ago

    That apples don’t fall far from the tree.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If you really want to be cowed about how little you’ve accomplished in your own life, reflect on the fact that Isaac Newton spent most of his own on numerology, alchemy, Biblical interpretation, and spiritualism. The stuff he did with math and physics was just a hobby.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 4 years ago

    Is it harder to type when you only have 6 fingers and 2 thumbs? Does he use octal math instead of decimal?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    But I’m a level 87 mage on Dungeon Quest!

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    MichaelMcGinnis1  almost 4 years ago

    Laws of motion, gravity, & color spectrum of light

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    hornacek  almost 4 years ago

    Everyone knows that Newton invented gravity!

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    tabby  almost 4 years ago

    At the rate vaccines are coming out, I could write several novels before I get vaccinated, if I was so inclined to write novels.

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    TLH1310 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    What is this concept of taking time off during COVID? I’ve been working 12 hr. shifts, 6 days a week (on a good week) since it began.

    Even when I caught it, my supervisor called me 2 days after I was diagnosed, asking if I could work.

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    But Monty did eat all those Fig Newtons during the lockdown.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Such fun to see the nervous jitters of the word-blocked jotter! Not everyone has a book in him, Monty….

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    redgamer Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Along with yesterday’s binge Netflix strip, this one strikes a little too close to home.

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