Jason is the math, computer whizz. Time to turn that intellect loose on the world. I would want an AI system that watches all the world news and figures out how the markets will move then goes All In with Futures, puts, and Calls. The system is a no brainer for Jason.
This reminds me of a Leave It To Beaver episode. Beaver bought his dad a book “How to Make A Million Dollars”, and was soooo disappointed when his dad threw it in a kitchen drawer. Basically the book instructed the reader to “buy low stocks and sell high.”
Man, this scenario must be hell in real life. To have a partner suddenly make a life altering decision on their own, and then follow it up with stupid crap like this would stress me out. What’s even scarier is that Roger was relatively responsible and reasonable
Roger’s current folly reminds me of a guy I used to work with who was always trying money making schemes that never, ever worked out. Coworkers used to snicker behind his back about his latest harebrained scheme, though it was hard to feel bad for him. He was an unlikable guy and lazy AF.
josh_bisbee over 3 years ago
This can only end poorly
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
And just with whom could Roger trade stocks online? Th’equally dimwitted Jon Arbuckle?
Wilde Bill over 3 years ago
So… another week of this arc?
Kwen over 3 years ago
Roger? There is this nigerian prince friend of mine I’d like you to meet…
Guilty Bystander over 3 years ago
Research, buy smart and HOLD. Day trading is like playing Russian Roulette, only with a stock ticker instead of a gun.
dflak over 3 years ago
So, you’re in competition with megacomputers that analyze mini-tends on thousands of stocks every second and buy and sell them within a minute.
I knew a person who was into day trading. I think he worked three times harder than I ever had. I doubt he made three times as much money.
I pay someone to manage my stocks. So far he’s doing a good enough job. I’m making money.
Kroykali over 3 years ago
I hesitate to invest all my money into something that’s run by panic and greed.
Wren Fahel over 3 years ago
My boss’ son has made a quite a lot by day trading. Yes, he has a “real” job, but does this in his spare time.
VICTOR PROULX over 3 years ago
Pattern day traders age at a rate far faster than those of us not intelligent enough to engage in the sport.
Vangoghdog01 over 3 years ago
Jason is the math, computer whizz. Time to turn that intellect loose on the world. I would want an AI system that watches all the world news and figures out how the markets will move then goes All In with Futures, puts, and Calls. The system is a no brainer for Jason.
listmom over 3 years ago
And this even predates /r/wallstreetbets
dv1093 over 3 years ago
This reminds me of a Leave It To Beaver episode. Beaver bought his dad a book “How to Make A Million Dollars”, and was soooo disappointed when his dad threw it in a kitchen drawer. Basically the book instructed the reader to “buy low stocks and sell high.”
kab2rb over 3 years ago
Dad speaking Jason’s way.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 3 years ago
This is getting old fast. I hope Andy plays the “shape up or ship out” card pretty soon to snap Roger out of his idiotic ways.
Billavi Premium Member over 3 years ago
Man, this scenario must be hell in real life. To have a partner suddenly make a life altering decision on their own, and then follow it up with stupid crap like this would stress me out. What’s even scarier is that Roger was relatively responsible and reasonable
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Remember 1999? For some things, it’s best we don’t.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
Next he’ll launch a dotcom….
Otto Knowbetter over 3 years ago
I became a millionaire working half days. And I even got to pick which 12 hours a day I worked.
Goat over 3 years ago
If this came out now, Roger would probably be trading crypto and get scammed after investing in a $h!tcoin.
Jason Allen over 3 years ago
Roger’s current folly reminds me of a guy I used to work with who was always trying money making schemes that never, ever worked out. Coworkers used to snicker behind his back about his latest harebrained scheme, though it was hard to feel bad for him. He was an unlikable guy and lazy AF.