Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 06, 2021

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    Charks  almost 4 years ago

    Studying Tessi’s geometry — her lines and curves — not so overrated. She’s acute one with vital statistics at all the altitudes. Can you extrapolate this new plot angle? Will VD and Tessi intersect? Y or Y not? Solve for 2x chromosomes and show your work. Will sine off now.

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    Bucky  almost 4 years ago

    P3. VicDog is headed for academic probation and a case of STD. The MoonMan’s rehab should be over soon and he will resurface.

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    Gil-doh!  almost 4 years ago

    P1 Thanks for holding the ball in position so we in the ant gallery can ask Vicky Dee a question

    P2 The ant interview continues as Doug becomes one with the basketball

    P3 I’m easy, I’m cheap and Tessi makes it hard if you know what I mean

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    Gil-doh!  almost 4 years ago

    If the girls draw half as many people to the game as the boys did tonight, Vic will be talking to the walls and the ants will win the free wiener

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    dadjo  almost 4 years ago

    Does Vicky Dee own anything other than turtlenecks? Or is he hiding Tessi’s love bites? Inquiring minds want to know.

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    hifirick1953  almost 4 years ago

    I’m just a boy who can’t say no!

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 4 years ago

    P1, Doug appears to be upset and the talking basketball is jealous of Vic.

    P2, I wonder if the talking basketball is taking Marty’s place.

    P3, Vic hopes to study Tessi’s anatomy.

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    Irish53  almost 4 years ago

    And let the CK hijinks begin

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    tcayer  almost 4 years ago

    The girls STILL won’t date you!

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    HooDaD  almost 4 years ago

    Interesting that the girls and boys play on consecutive nights. Around here, they play on the same nights — Tuesdays and Fridays. Girls home while boys away, and vice-versa. Of course, Covid has messed up the scheduling in my area, but wait, there’s no Covid in Milford.

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    Mopman  almost 4 years ago

    P1 – What the hell is Doug doing? Waiting for Vic to knight him?

    P2 – Is Doug’s “What happened?” being broadcast to the entire gym? And Vic’s act is no longer a hit, in fact it is driving fans away. The turnout for this game is even lighter than for the girls.

    P3 – It’s also hard to say “yes” to her, when you just sputter and blush and run away when she asks you a question.

    And in general, this has to be a home game, right? So why is Milford wearing their away black uniforms? (Obviously you need to see the color version.) I’m also curious about Vic’s sweater. It also is black but it somehow casts red shades as he moves around.

    And speaking of moving around, move around your cursor, copy the below link, past it in your browser, and read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  almost 4 years ago

    So Milton the unfriendly Monster is going to lead on Vicky Dee, who will get in-your-face rejected. When Tessi starts making fun of him to her Kardashian-following fan club, CK is going to step in. And do what?

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    jrankin1959  almost 4 years ago

    Whatever Tessi wants… Tessi gets…

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    bearwku82  almost 4 years ago

    Vic is rocking that British invasion Herman’s Hermits look and and his suave demeanor has made Barbie girl notice him.

    Will CK provide some awesome brownies for Vic as he plods thru his first girls game?

    Take a tip from Gene Simmons Vic. Strutter, don’t sputter.

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