Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 01, 2021

Very relatable

One reason I’m okay with being retired: no more public presentations. Feelin’ your pain, horse…

Horace, you could try imagining that the audience is naked. They, on the other hand, do not need to use their imaginations.

It’s a miracle he went on the stage in the first place.

Horace? An introvert?

I feel with you, Horace! Personally speaking – and sorry I’m a bit ho(a)rse today -I have that problem, too. Sometimes when I’m trying to post a comment I can hardly finish my…

I’m not an introvert, I just don’t like large groups of people

Apparently, Horace fell behind in his speech writing class….!

My USA banking buddies keep insisting that G is a Chicago cash code instead of for Grover. Then Ma Cohen claims G=3 and a stupid Scooby Doo code book claims that G=20.

“If you don’t understand our codes, don’t bother trying to understand our language.” – International School of Secret Codes based in Portsmouth, Ohio Class of 2011

G notes are real!

Yep! I can relate, Horace….

I can tell he was trying that old public-speaking trick but suddenly imagined himself naked.

That is hard to do for me too. Though maybe not so bad now.