Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    Did Rat nominate himself, again?

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    BasilBruce  almost 4 years ago

    Forget it, Rat—you’re no prize, and there’s nothing nobel about you.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The Ig-Nobel prize is ready for you, Rat .

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    sirbadger  almost 4 years ago

    Some people like to wait until spring to do that.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    The Nobel Prize in what, Rat? Idiocy?

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    Johnny Q Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Making a virtue of necessity…

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    ronaldspence  almost 4 years ago

    Necessity is a mother…it is the hunger that satisfaction kills…

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    frankgeo  almost 4 years ago

    It might get Jered Kushner one

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Because of the Virus situation, the electric co. will not turn off power until warmer weather if a bill is not paid!

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    Caldonia  almost 4 years ago

    You ain’t getting a prize.

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t care about WHY you do the right thing… just THAT you do it.

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    hmm, maybe i’ll try that approach…

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    Otto Knowbetter  almost 4 years ago

    Doing nothing got Obama a Nobel Prize.

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    alikgator  almost 4 years ago

    Yeah, that counts too, like me going to work on bicycle because I’m too broke to buy bus tickets?

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    MayCauseBurns  almost 4 years ago

    I think they’re putting Nobel prizes in Cracker Jack boxes now.

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    Breadboard  almost 4 years ago

    Rat who be this “OUR” that you be talking about ? Sounds like you will have to share the prize . Half of nothing still equals nothing ;-) ….. Croc Power !

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    Procat Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Didn’t the tRump campaign say something about him being nominated for The NOBLE Prize.

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    WittyWeasel  almost 4 years ago

    Rat . . . hate to tell ya, but give Biden a year and you won’t have any electricity anyway, so you’re way ahead of the game.

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    Serial Pedant  almost 4 years ago

    Close. It was the Ignobel prize.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    OY!

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    Ralph Newbill  almost 4 years ago

    It worked for Obama!

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    Sportymonk  almost 4 years ago

    Well BLM and Stacy Abrams have both been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Rat would be better than a lot of recent winners of the Nobel Peace Prize and WAY better than the three currently under consideration. The Nobel Peace Prize has become the joke of the World!

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    AndreasMartin  almost 4 years ago

    Someone once mentioned that since the founder fathers are already rotating in their graves we could use them as turbines to produce clean energy. Sounds like Rat’s idea.

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    Ellis97  almost 4 years ago

    Rat is so full of himself.

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    jdsven  almost 4 years ago

    You know who really deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. The guy or gal that can successfully get a large group of people to agree on pizza toppings.

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    jimboklein  almost 4 years ago

    I stopped paying attention to the Nobel Prizes when tRump’s predecessor won it for doing nothing but managing to be the first African American elected President of the United States. Don’t get me wrong — I have no problem with Obama, either being black, or being President — I just don’t think it was worthy of an award. He had been in office just a few months, too early for his policies to effect global peace when he was awarded the prize.

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    christelisbetty  almost 4 years ago

    Anyone can be nominated to anything. Do you know what a nomination is ?

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    [Unnamed Reader - c91c61]  almost 4 years ago

    Trump for the Ignoble Prize

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    A couple of years ago I went on my electric company’s Peak Plan (high rate daytime, low rate nighttime and weekends) and saved a whole $20 for the year. No award either for lowering our suffocating carbon footprint.

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    Leojim  almost 4 years ago

    Burning and looting cities seems to have worked for an organization that will remain unnamed.

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    Scott S  almost 4 years ago

    We have an annual shutoff moratorium that runs from November to April.

    Some people go the whole time without paying, figuring to pay up when they get their tax refunds.

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    Bye Bye Jeffy  almost 4 years ago

    is it just me or is rats nose getting shorter

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    WilliamDoerfler  almost 4 years ago

    No.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Stranger things have happened, Rat (and Goat, too)! But I wouldn’t say a Nobel Prize carries much prestige nowadays; the money is nice, though….

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    Ragnar Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Gee, maybe John Kerry can come visit Rat in his private jet to give him an award for helping to save the planet.

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    Orcatime  almost 4 years ago

    Some have dreams, Rat has a delusion.

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