Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 03, 2021

I just had a bowl of bourbon and some crackers, and they ain’t layen’ right. must be the salt.

Even in my hardest times as an alcoholic I could never stand gin. To me it always tasted like it was made from cheap perfume

I always take my martinis with vodka.

Make mine scotch, neat.

He probably got the gin from Bung.

I see the chips. And I see Blanch. So where are the cards and table for some gin rummy?

“Just don’t get any crumbs in the cushions.” (…or you’ll get an additional reason to need therapy.)

And it’s 5 o’clock somewhere!

Bye, bye dry January.

Powerful therapy….on Feb 1 & 2 his right foot appeared to have been injured. Now, it seems it’s his right foot. I hate those travelling ailments.

Wiz is laaaaid back (with a mind for his money and money on his mind)

I’m thinking the “Gin” therapy may lead to the need for more hospital visits. There may be a “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” in the Wizards immediate future.

I quit drinking 20 years ago. This year is my 50th anniversary of smoking pot. ’Nuff said…

With a stopper, maybe that bottle is wine.

I had gin once that was enough

I actually had Scotch Bonnet options on my mind…

1. Fill ‘old school’ rubber water bottle with Scotch Whiskey and place on head for hair peace work.

2. Buy 3M Scotch tape to cover head wounds after a bad SHELL attack.

I remember a furious discussion with my doctor over whether or not gin is a clear liquid.

G&T in the summer, coffee and Kahlua in the winter. Strict regimen.

Hmmmm

I’ve REALLY taken a shine to gin martinis lately! DELICIOUS pine tree-taste.

Gin I can believe for that time frame. The couch and chips on the other hand.

That is the spirit!