That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 22, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    “Listen, lady, I prefer my tips in cash. I can’t pay my rent with you flashing your…”

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    rmremail  almost 4 years ago

    Next!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    She missed the point of the old Carrol Burnett “Went With the Wind” joke.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Failed audition of “Ghost Busters”

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    ronaldspence  almost 4 years ago

    NSFW ad for Macy’s… “Ladies fashions, half- off”

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    Papared25  almost 4 years ago

    “Oh what a beautiful morning…”

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    dawn freely opened the gates, but once inside it was pay as you go…

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And I dare say without her MASK?

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    Ubintold  almost 4 years ago

    Gotta air the pits out, don’tcha know.

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    My buddy had a paper route. He asked me to join him collecting at a certain house. I thought nothing of it and tagged along. Two 13 year olds on bikes in the evening headed out in the neighborhood circa 1950. Knocked on the door and I swear that lady dressed like that in the painting paid him for the news papers.

    He just laughed and said she was his favorite customer….

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    Buzzworld  almost 4 years ago

    “See anything you like?”

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    Yontrop  almost 4 years ago

    But this seems to be a “PC” replacement for today’s planned cartoon.

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    pcolli  almost 4 years ago

    “I’ll be with you in a moment – I’m just seeing to a customer."

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    Qiset  almost 4 years ago

    My kind of gal.

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    Pocosdad  almost 4 years ago

    “Next!”

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    WoodstockJack  almost 4 years ago

    “Umm, thanks, Mrs. Fungilli, but when I ask for tips, that’s not exactly what I had in mind.”

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    khmo  almost 4 years ago

    Is that you Seymore? Anyone remember that old joke?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Looks enhanced

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    “Bell out of order, use knockers”

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    Egrayjames  almost 4 years ago

    Ever get that feeling that you’ve walked into a room to get something and suddenly you completely forgot what you came for. Esmerelda had done just that. She knew she had forgotten something, but she just couldn’t put her finger on it.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Stand up and be counted.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Why Thank You doctor.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 4 years ago

    Her panties are out on the lawn/ her bra is completely gone/ her behavior’s erratic/her expression’s ecstatic/ I wonder what Dawn is “on”….

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    rugeirn  almost 4 years ago

    “Doggone it! You get into one of these paintings just trying to have a good time and most of your clothes fall off and what doesn’t fall off gets itchy!”

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    Bookworm  almost 4 years ago

    “Hey look me over, lend me an ear / Fresh out of clover, mortgage up to here / Don’t pass the plate folks, don’t pass the cup / I figure whenever you’re down and out, the only way is up / And I’ll be up like a rosebud high on the vine /Don’t thumb your nose, but take a tip from mine / I’m a little bit short of the elbow room, so let me get me some / And look out world, here I come!” From Wildcat: Book by N. Richard Nash; Music by Cy Coleman, Lyrics by Caroline Leigh (1960).

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    well-i-never  almost 4 years ago

    Dang! She’s not even Rubenesque!

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    smokysilver.so Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    To bad we don’t stay this way for long.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 4 years ago

    “But you can keep your hat on..”

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    Rev Phnk Ey  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t know about the rest of you, but there is a great phallic moment going at my place. No, that’s not her speaking, it’s me speaking

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Where do I sign up to drive for Uber-Eats?

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    When I was between 8 and 12, I saw a lot of afternoon nudity when I sold newspapers door to door some afternoons at motels. No females though, just angry men. Hey, if your car is out front, I’m knocking! I did sell quite a few that way so I kept it up.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 4 years ago

    He got no tip, and he was OK with that.

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    Another Take  almost 4 years ago

    As a young bill collector, the closest I ever came to that was an attractive women who hadn’t changed out of her bikini upon returning from the apartment pool. When I told that to the boss, he took over handling that account. Oddly, I don’t believe she was ever again overdue on her account now that I think about it.

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    Another Take  almost 4 years ago

    This painting is titled “The Crack of Dawn”. After this painting became a sensation, the artist, Herbert Draper, was forever after known as “That Damned Prick Tease!”

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    Margo finally figured out a way to get rid of those pesky Jehovah’s Witnesses!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “I’m ready for my close up!”

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    anomaly  almost 4 years ago

    “I just couldn’t find anything to wear. So are we going out for Italian or Chinese?”

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    mabrndt Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The Gates of Dawn

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Herbert_James_Draper,_The_Gates_of_Dawn,_1900.jpg

    has info and links that point to info about this painting.

     

    http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/draper_herbert.html 

    https://modjourn.org/biography/draper-herbert-james-1864-1920/ 

    https://www.greekmythologyinart.com/herbert-james-draper.html 

    https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/98 

    https://prabook.com/web/herbert.albero/2347387 

    http://www.victorianweb.org/victorian/painting/draper/index.html 

    all have info, or links that point to more info (especially the last), about this artist, perhaps in addition to that pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/06/05?comments=visible 

    has the prior (my comment there included one of the artist info URLs).

     

    This time, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2626 (January 23, 2021 – I’ve been told to expect it there sometime tomorrow) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    OH MAMA!!!!!!!

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    WaltWenger Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Another fine work by Herbert James Undraper.

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    d1234dick Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    the good times at springvale high,1955

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Of course they’re not pearly gates. This isn’t heaven either, but I think you’ll like it.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Hello? Room service?

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    Buzzworld  almost 4 years ago

    I like when the nudes are on Friday.

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    Holden Awn  almost 4 years ago

    Sometimes a girl just feels like sending up a flare.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You ain’t seen everything yet!

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    PatsyL.Paul  almost 4 years ago

    “Tah-Da!”

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    rmremail  almost 4 years ago

    Next!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And when I am bad, I am really good!

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    LiamG.P  almost 4 years ago

    Ummm….. YUCK!!

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