Doris the Saurus
Wasn’t carnivorous
Her taste buds you see
Weren’t geared for you or me
What really filled her with glee
Was the sight of a deciduous tree
And though she was massive
She really was quite passive
She traveled through time
To a sunny desert clime
At Broadcast Ranch she landed
(I hope she isn’t stranded)
Jets on high there did see
What they refused to believe
Will they go to report her
And be accused of a mental disorder
Oh what is to become
Of this leviathan on the run
Will it all end in sorrow
You will just have to wait until tomorrow.
This is where Time Traveling Sandy’s Trainer tells Mr. Am to send Doris the Saurus into the future to get scores of future Super Bowls, for sports Betting.
margueritem over 15 years ago
I can’t help it, they just attach themselves to me, fellas.
JP Steve Premium Member over 15 years ago
Morning Margueritem and crew (okay, I know “crew” hangs out on Overboard, but good morning anyway!)
margueritem over 15 years ago
‘Morning, Steve.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
Doris the Saurus Wasn’t carnivorous Her taste buds you see Weren’t geared for you or me What really filled her with glee Was the sight of a deciduous tree And though she was massive She really was quite passive She traveled through time To a sunny desert clime At Broadcast Ranch she landed (I hope she isn’t stranded) Jets on high there did see What they refused to believe Will they go to report her And be accused of a mental disorder Oh what is to become Of this leviathan on the run Will it all end in sorrow You will just have to wait until tomorrow.
sandystrainer over 15 years ago
This is where Time Traveling Sandy’s Trainer tells Mr. Am to send Doris the Saurus into the future to get scores of future Super Bowls, for sports Betting.
Madman2001 over 15 years ago
Love the poem! Good job.
I’d be interested in listening in on a conversation between Warbucks and Am.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
10-4 on the superbowl scores—heck, just go a week ahead and back with the lottery numbers!
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 15 years ago
Nice one wndrwrthg.
davidf42 over 6 years ago
Morning, Anniephans!
Is Am in contact with Vah-lin-tan to tell him to handle the teleportation?