The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 01, 2021

I don’t think there is enough sleep in world for that to happen.

You do have your moments of brilliance Brutus (like now)-not often but sometimes. ;D

Maybe she does considering that Marilyn Monroe is long dead.

Someone is in the doghouse.

Remember what was said of Helen of Troy?? Mother Gargle is the opposite!! A face that could SINK a thousand ships!!

/SNARK/

She looks almost as dead.

Does Mother Gargle suffer from the seven nap itch?

Maybe she should rephrase that…Getting her not getting less beautiful sleep.

Slow pitch right down the middle. Brutus knocked it out of the park.

You mean, like she’s been 49 years a corpse? :-O

To get beauty, the old buzzard should stay a sleep!

In about three seconds, she will stand up and sock him!

Well, she’s been dead for how many years now, so she’s not far off!

Mother Gargle would have to “beauty sleep” for about a billion years to look anywhere near as good as Marilyn Monroe.

She couldn’t look like Marilyn Monroe if she slept for as long as Rip Van Winkle did. Which, by the way, if she did, it would be the solution for so many problems………..

Well, MM would be 95 if alive, so…

“And you’ve never looked better, Mother Gargle…” ☺

Shes going to need to go into a coma!

She doesn’t get enough “beauty sleep”.

I don’t think so, she’s so far from the finish line.

Guess who’s turning over in her grave.

Brutus, haven’t you heard the phrase ‘Let sleeping dogs lie’? That’s the only time she’s not harassing you. And she certainly fits the description.

Cue the fireworks

Bible book of Ecclesiastes says time for all things – time to be born, time to die. Paraphase – time to talk and a time to shaddup Brutus. Keep quiet! How can Brutus walk/stand and put both feet in his mouth at same time?

Betting that Brutus mentally ran through several other possible zingers before he got her with that one. To wit:

“Didn’t work, did it, Mother Gargle?”

“You’re wasting your time, Mother Gargle.”

“I think you’re still a few decades behind, Mother Gargle.”