The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 03, 2021

As Brutus I also get fat by reading the recipes.

Practically the only diet that works, Brutus, is the “see food diet”. You know the one-you see food and you eat it! ;D

Brutus, Have you tried the push away diet?

You could still read cookbooks but, without pictures!!

/SNARK/

Those dishes never look like that in real life anyway. It’s food porn.

Just be glad you’re not on location, right here, right now on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives!

Food is divided into two categories: That which is good for you, and that which tastes good…

Also, it’s hard to watch Food Network when you’re hungry

Ask Martin Luther how the Diet of Worms worked out for him back in 1521.

Read the Quinoa and Brown Rice recipes. That does it for me every time. Yuck!

Has nothing to do with the diet. He’s just fantasizing about what good meals are suppose to look like. Only sees them at restaurants; never at home…..

And stop watching those cooking shows.

Brutus, instead of dieting, get more exercise and please the Chief at the same time. Ask him if you can carry his money bags down to his Limo each day after work.

Watching my fat mother in law pig out at the table would take my appetite away.

Also, skip all the commercials for fast food.

I had to stop looking at Pinterest. WAY too many wonderfully fattening recipes on that site!