Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 05, 2021

then put something on them, mister, and pray they don’t slide off and break on the floor

I don’t think a cat could stay on that slope.

Since he used a monkey wrench to put up shelves, it isn’t surprising that he screwed it up.

Tony asked, about 7 hours ago (again)

Is your room fun?

Are you grounded again, @Tony?

He’s looking a little lean these days.

At least they’re parallel to each other. Next she’ll say that’s the wrong wall.

That’s why God made levels…..

Level with me; do these looked crooked?

How hard could it be? You said.

He needs glasses or better yet never ask him to put up shelves!

2 things… where’s his level, and what’s he doing with a pipe wrench??

Yeah, but you’re biased. (See what I did there?)

He’s not on the level.

This was my F-in-Law’s modus operandi. Do a crappy job once and never be asked again. So glad my husband didn’t take his advice.

“If you don’t want to do dishes, break a few”