Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 13, 2021

Well he did ask what she “wanted” although that sounds more like a brunch request not breakfast

Such a rude awakening.

Get a car and end your pedestrian existence!

Wanting and getting is two different things.

I like my oatmeal. Of course, I’ll bake a nice fish, too, but not tilapia.

with some sugar and cinnamon to taste?

“Blanc de noirS”.

You eat all that and you’ll need the paramedics! :-0

How about eggs, bacon, hash browns and a beer, witchy?

It’s not life, it’s your choice of restaurants!

note to self: draw picture of butter eating grass

All in all it sounds like a healthier meal than her usual pizza & cookies.

“Slop it up, Bozo…”

She forgot the side order of SPAM!

Does anyone doubt the Broom-Hilda secretly wrote the plays commonly attributed to Shakespeare? —She was there; she speaks the lingo!