Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 24, 2021

Zeke’s and J.J.‘s accident probably didn’t get wall to wall attention like a certain golf player’s did.

It isn’t often you see Zeke’s eyes!

Never seen his eyes before; also never seen him without that hat . . .

You do that, Zeke.

Didn’t think he actually had eyes…

And he has a ponytail too!!!!

When she comes out of the coma she’ll want to know where her devoted husband is.

Maybe Tiger Woods ran them off the road, Old Tiger musta been in quite an entitled celebrity hurry as he was reportedly speeding, crossed a very, very wide reservation or median area and there was no sign of brakes being applied before he crashed, sorry Tiger, you are a great of the greatest golfers but evidently an idiot, empathy level zero, empathy reserved for children in Syrian refugee camps.

So, after all that stuff I said a couple of days ago about GBT’s morally ambiguous characters’ eyes are concealed under hats and/or hair, we get a strip where he shows us Zeke’s eyes. Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think? ;-)

What makes him think anyone is coming?

Zeke and JJ’s accident didn’t get cable news coverage, but it was covered in most newspapers, often on the editorial page.

I’m surprised a rebel-in-his-own-mind like Zeke was wearing his seat belt (couldn’t be hanging upside down without it).

Huh. Son of a gun. Seatbelts and harnesses worked. No airbag of course(olde times), but still impressive.

Ah so they WERE wearing seatbelts. Didn’t think the old truck came with them…

She remembers it’s Duke. He gets locked up. The key is thrown away. Not.

I equate Dukes driving to Trump running this country. Asleep at the wheel, foot on the gas.

“Don’t move until the paramedics get here.” That looks like hard advice not to take.

A timely coincidence with Tiger Wood’s accident. My sympathies for the man who has suffered considerable physical pain over the years but continued to compete. However, as far as I can tell, there was only one story all day on CBS2: Tiger Wood’s accident, despite the fact that they really only had less than five minutes of relevant video. Worse, the coverage incited scores of people to go to the accident scene, already known as a place where serious accidents have happened, and put themselves and others in danger.

Have we ever seen Zeke’s eyes before?

Zeke keeps calling her “man”, overlooking the part that I’d expect would be most appealing to him.

Zeke has eyes? Who knew?

You can count on Zeke…

We finally get to see Zeke’s eyes.