Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 15, 2021

You would think that instead of the hazmat suit, that Wiz could come up with some sort of spell to protect himself…

I wonder what flavor the Wiz is using? And does the Dragon like that flavor?

You’d think that the flames of a fire breathing dragon would be hot enough to sterilize any sugar munching bacteria?

I never knew hazmat suits were invented way back in the medieval ages itself.

Henry must have got a date after St. Val day……

I hope he’s not the impostor.

I need one of those suits that has protection from chemical, biological, radiological, nuclear, fire proof, bullet proof and COVID-19 resistant just to go to the grocery store. It’s just normal life today.

Did Crankshaft get a weekend job?

Brusha brusha Dragon, new Ipana toothpaste…

Don’t want to get flamed.

You gotta really watch out for that Smaug smog when you’re on the business end of a dragon.

Is it a hazmat suit, or a fireproof one?

Would listerine be flammable?

Won’t Henry burn the mop while Wiz is brushing?

wrong kind of suit wiz

Maybe if toothbrushing day came more often, you wouldn’t need the suit!

Battery powered angle and die grinders work well.

Is “tooth-brushing day” once a week, fortnightly, once a month, semi-annual, annual? The equipment seems to be at hand, so it must be a relatively frequent routine.

It must be a heck-of-a job to do tooth whitening on the dragon!