CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for February 04, 2021

Doophus

Just… No comment…

I know he’s big… not nice to call him a house, though.

 

BTW, I have a friend that happened to, years ago… but a LITTLE more discreetly, and he knew about it.

He went to a very well known tattoo artist, in a bigger city, for a small, simple tattoo …

black ink that spelled out one word, something significant to him, in a simple font, arching over a small star.

 

The next day he looked in a mirror and saw that it was misspelled.

He went all the way back… and was given a “free” second tattoo…. one that would have been much more expensive, had he chosen it.

 

The word was rewritten, spelled correctly, arching downward, as though to complete an oval…

with large, multicolored flowers curving over the top, to cover up the misspelled word. 

So he has a big, colorful, oval tattoo he never wanted… though by now, he’s used to it.

And he’s resigned to the fact that if you look closely…

the misspelled word is perfectly visible in the floral display.

Well, it’s no skin off my back.

Don’t fuss….

What about “No Regerts”?

Don’t forget the SKI in front of DOOFUS budget here; I detect ‘snowmobile waist’ in progress.