Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 02, 2000

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SUPER-FUN-PAK COMIX Rafael, The Overly Dramatic Guy, & Horace, The Literal-Minded Guy Who Loves Cooking Rafael: Revenge is a dish best served cold! Horace: So is Gazpacho! Marital Mirth Guy 1: My wife is such a bad cook, last night she burned the gazpacho Guy 2: My wife is a hell-spawned demon sent to Earth to torture me until I die. Doug, The Cartoon Character Who Refuses to Say or do Anything Man: Gazpacho? Gazpacho-Man Thug 1: Gazpacho-Man!! Thug 2: Look out!! His power is throwing scalding hot soup on villains!! Thug 1: Hey, this soup is actually cold! Thug 2: But it is rather unpleasant to be drenched in it! Soop To Nutz Diner: Waiter, what is this fly doing in my gazpacho? Waiter: Enjoying a cool, refreshing swim, from the look of things. Businessmen Say The Cutest Things! "Um... Am I awwowed to have ice cweam at my desk?" "Miss Adams? There's no such thing as dinosaurs, right? Dinosaurs can't get me, right?" "My computer made a beep!" "I gotta make."