Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 08, 2021

Successful hunters are patient… Trophy hunters even more so.

Retired SWAT team member?

It feels like swatter weather.

“Come into my parlor.” said old Kyler to the fly…

What luck. An empty seat.

Pretty fly for a white guy.

Huh, thought they were something else…

That looks like the walls in my house when I run out of fly strips.

He aims to please! Oy

Patience. Patience. Patience. As my sainted mother used to say, “Patience is a virtue. Possess it if you can. Seldom found in women. Never in a man.”

The epitome of a boring life.

If it lands on the right place he’ll have a complete collection.

In my freshman dorm, the flies were so bad in September and October that guys in a nearby room spelled out “WE HATE FLIES” on their wall, using dead flies.

That might be better than “Counting flowers on the wall”.

Back in winter 1978, my housemate and I were sitting around, and we got annoyed by the last fly of the season buzzing around – so we decided to swat it and be done with it.

An hour later we had 122 dead flies…………

With a flyswatter that short, he’s going to have to jump!

Nothing better to do than…

Big game hunting during lockdown.

Looks like somebody really needs to get a life.

The Brave Little Tailor in retirement.