Just make sure to step off at the end. And make sure any shoe laces are tied. And do not hold onto the handrail too tightly when it goes faster or slower than the stairs. And if it stops half way, do not wait and call for help, just walk up it like regular stairs.
Yes. So these blancmanges, blancmange-shaped creatures come from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda. They order 48,000,000 kilts from a Scottish menswear shop … turn the population of England into Scotsmen (well known as the worst tennis-playing nation on Earth) thus leaving England empty during Wimbledon fortnight! Empty during Wimbledon fortnight … what’s more the papers are full of reports of blancmanges appearing on tennis courts up and down the country – practising. This can only mean one thing!
Wheaton is a Washington Metro station in Montgomery County, Maryland on the Red Line. The station contains 230-foot-long (70 m) escalators, which are the longest set of single-span escalators in the Western Hemisphere.
My mom told me about her first escalator ride when she was in her mid 40s. It was the first one in town and she and her friend went there just for the ride. They watched for a while before stepping on and said it was a real thrill. I know I rode it a week or so later but have no memory of it at all. And, no, I don’t live in Mayberry.
marilynnbyerly almost 4 years ago
Step 2. Step off.
danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Written by a Wimbledon winner.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
Just make sure to step off at the end. And make sure any shoe laces are tied. And do not hold onto the handrail too tightly when it goes faster or slower than the stairs. And if it stops half way, do not wait and call for help, just walk up it like regular stairs.
MeanBob Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I have to ask, is there a blancmange at the bottom of this?
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 4 years ago
I took a hundred escalators today – and it’s still not enough for my Fitbit…
Hugh B. Hayve almost 4 years ago
Well, that escalated quickly.
Doctor Toon almost 4 years ago
Escalators seem to work better for Horace than elevators, for now…
gokarDun almost 4 years ago
Yes. So these blancmanges, blancmange-shaped creatures come from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda. They order 48,000,000 kilts from a Scottish menswear shop … turn the population of England into Scotsmen (well known as the worst tennis-playing nation on Earth) thus leaving England empty during Wimbledon fortnight! Empty during Wimbledon fortnight … what’s more the papers are full of reports of blancmanges appearing on tennis courts up and down the country – practising. This can only mean one thing!
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Neigh-ver blink when riding the escalator…you’ll miss the joy of it.
charles9156 almost 4 years ago
Anges must’ve been quite a researcher!
InTraining Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Wait there’s more: Chapter 2- Backing down the escalator…!
InTraining Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Chapter 3- Sliding down the banister….!
InTraining Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Chapter 4-Taking the shopping cart with…!
InTraining Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Chapter 5- ? ? ? ?
6th Billiard Ball Student almost 4 years ago
Where’s the escalator clause? That Podgorny book gets an ‘incomplete’.
kartis almost 4 years ago
I found it uplifting.
Nyckname almost 4 years ago
Family site!!
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe almost 4 years ago
Wheaton is a Washington Metro station in Montgomery County, Maryland on the Red Line. The station contains 230-foot-long (70 m) escalators, which are the longest set of single-span escalators in the Western Hemisphere.
Mighty Phavahg almost 4 years ago
I got stuck on one for hours when it broke down.
scyphi26 almost 4 years ago
I wonder what’s printed on the other pages of that manual, because there’s clearly more pages than what the shown instructions would fill.
SmashedHat almost 4 years ago
If you are in Europe, stand in the middle of the step—they love that.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
So uncomplicated compared to the elevators of Yong-Thulhu.
Sir Isaac almost 4 years ago
My mom told me about her first escalator ride when she was in her mid 40s. It was the first one in town and she and her friend went there just for the ride. They watched for a while before stepping on and said it was a real thrill. I know I rode it a week or so later but have no memory of it at all. And, no, I don’t live in Mayberry.
JH&Cats almost 4 years ago
Is that a Monty Python hat-tip?