Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 18, 2021

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    SHIVA  almost 4 years ago

    Poor Drac, he’s going to need facial reconstruction!!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I vant to say they SUCKED!!!

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    It was like driving a wooden stake through his heart.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 4 years ago

    Why does he want salt and vinegar?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    LMAO! Blah blah blah!

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    Kaputnik  almost 4 years ago

    The only time I ordered potato chips online was to try Marmite flavor. I have no further comment.

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    Alverant  almost 4 years ago

    As I understand it, in some cultures vampires are repelled by onions, not garlic.

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    oldlady07 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ordering items online and picking them up outside the store. Who knew they made gummy vitamins for adults??

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    StephenRice  almost 4 years ago

    He didn’t find them toothsome?

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    This is why grocery home delivery is such a pain. I order gluten-free bread; I get substituted regular bread. Then, I’m no good for blood-sucking rampages for days. :)

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    We live about 70 miles (115KM) from the nearest Costco. Easier to make the trip than not get what we want. Amazon does a great job with dry goods. And the local stores have good prices on other things. As much as we feel for Instacart drivers, and others, we have solutions that work for us and our wallet. YMMV

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    John M  almost 4 years ago

    I thought vampires started the rumour about garlic to hide the smells of those without washing facilities

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    LOL great strip!

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    banjinshiju  almost 4 years ago

    I bet he has never ordered Sun Chips!

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    They’re supposed to alert you to subs while they’re shopping! Did Drac not get a notification?

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