WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 14, 2021

There isn’t enough lipstick in the world…

Imagine opening a bacon package and finding a pearl…..

Send this one to Stephan Pastis.

Now just put some lipstick on them.

And as it looks “Dirty Dancing”, too.

Farmer Festus needs a Vay cay!

A possible ode to Dorothy Parker? She once remarked to someone who held the door open for her, “Pearls before swine.”

Of course they like the pearls! Pigs are intelligent and know expensive!

Now try making a silk purse out of one of their ears

This comic is pigish. It’s hog wild.

They bring out the ham, in them.

I always wondered about that “throw pearls before swine” axiom. Who the heck throws swine? :)

They need lipstick.

Anyone else have problem in past few days signing in? I had to come up with a new name because it wont accept my password. Also I no longer be able to respond to or see any likes under my old name : (

You’re going to need a casting agent.

But who appreciated the pearls before swine?