Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 18, 2021

Good advice.

or the bus depot…

Or the bar room….

Don’t watch any Terminator movies.

In this pandemic I know I have “terminal anxiety”.

Stay away from any computer terminals.

And don’t use your Wang!

Remember the dude who hid out in O’Hare from Oct. to Jan. out of pandemic fears …? Definitely wasn’t Herman …!

Have a shot of Old Crow ya old goat. Repeat dosage until anxiety goes away.

Herman’s gonna worry himself to death? Herman! Other than having an App named “Surli” on your phone, what have you got to worry about? ☺

Then recharge your battery.

Raphael has winter anxiety. So he Ted Cruz’d on down to Cancun for some warm rays and Tequilla shots.