Eek! by Scott Nickel for February 22, 2021

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    SHIVA  almost 4 years ago

    What do you do for arthritis???

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    he doesn’t look a day over 500

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    R. U. N.

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    John9  almost 4 years ago

    Actually, he wants you to drink it. Variation of the joke, that salad isn’t food it’s what food eats.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The older I get, the less I want to be immortal. Even IF I could’ve kept my 20 year old body. 70-80 years of this world is more than enough, and I’ve had a pretty good life.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    Vampires poop!?!

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    ChazNCenTex  almost 4 years ago

    He just gets his liquor from his victim’s blood.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 4 years ago

    There are many things you can do if you are immortal. Never enough time.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Pretty sure you don’t need a fiber supplement if you’re on a liquid diet…

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Old Age is a bear, Nos, but being you are Undead, it shouldn’t be such a burden. Maybe an old stake is obstructing your system inside?

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