That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 09, 2021

“Ok, sweetie, I’ll buy you the new Barbie fashionistas dolls. Just stop staring at me like that.”

Children of the corn

Earliest known victim of alien abduction. Abby was never the same after that night.

“I’m sure you politely asked tommy for his hat. Please tell us where he is.”

Projectile vomiting in 3…2…1…

Audition photo for remake of “The Shining”

Definitely a creepy kid.

It’s true. Those little girls do take secret lessons on how to make puppy dog eyes.

Mommy, can Damien and Regan stay with us tonight?

Little Zoey seeing her parents in a very disturbing situation.

“Honey, get the grab-and-go bag! From the looks of Little Nell I’m pretty sure the zombie apocalypse is here!”

carrie’s elementary school second grade photo…

Li’l Zoey just had a vision of the Virgin Mary telling her of the year 2020.

Redrum!

Are you sure it isn’t Weeping Angels?

Is she a twin and does she live in a hotel?

She has just brought down with her shoe/ a cockroach the size of a gnu/ what a wonderful treat/ there’ll be “something like meat “/ tonight in the vegetable stew !

Is this even really Fugel? Google Images shows his work is almost exclusively religious. So how did SHE get in?

“Thank Heaven, for leetull gairls…” – Maurice Chevalier

Maddy the Midwich Cuckoo. (Only those who love ancient horror movies will get that).

♪♫"My mom gave me a nickel to buy a pickle. I didn’t buy a pickle; I bought some chewing gum!"♪♫

Oh no, one of the York girls. (Sorry!)

Auditioning for the remake of “The Bad Seed.”

“ I see dead people. “

“ Mom? Dad? I think it’s time you put a lock on your door. “

“You know I don’t like liver”

A rare Charles Addams work in color.

“Please paint a portrait of my little girl, she has such beautiful eyes…”

“… Did you get her eyes? Make sure you do a good job on her eyes…”

“… How’s it coming, I hope you captured her lovely eyes…”

“…almost done? Let me see her eyes.”

When Zoey discovered that one Xanax from her mother’s purse just wasn’t as effective as three.

I see a meth joke and a “Children of the corn” joke. I’m sure it just doesn’t get any better than that.

That’ll give you nightmares 1 month Straight! Imagine, you have “Meth” class, and then you have a bottle of juice… Or whatever, then some sort of tank classmate just wants to be cruel and put his “Meth” homework in her juice box, the paper gets all wet and soggy. Then the next time that little girl drinks some yummy juice, her eyes… HER EYES GET ALL S-SO DRYED!!! AND, AND… I don’t want to speak anymore…

“I DID walk two miles to country school, uphill both ways. Did TOO!”

After the 5th green pill, she felt ready for her chess match.

Hello Mister. Have you accepted Jesus as your personal Lord and savior. You should, before it’s too late.

Deer in the headlights!

Do you know what’s really spooky? This is apparently a painting of his daughter.

“Hey, honey! That weird lookin’ kid from across the street is at the door, again … Something about buying Girl Scout cookies…”

I…lost…my…hat. Please…help…me…find…it.

Mommy and Daddy what are you doing in bed?

After she painted her eyelids, her teachers never knew if Zoey was asleep or awake.

“Daddy, there’s a Mrs. Keane who wants to use me as a model. Is that OK?”

Ralphie wearing his Christmas present from his Aunt Clara who had for years labored under the delusion that he was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl, the year before the infamous Bunny Suit.

She’s seen things, man.

.

You don’t even know.

“Yes, I am a twin. My sister is right behind you.”

You did what? Spit out that canary right now!

Portrait of Maria Fugel: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Gebhard_Fugel_Portr%C3%A4t_Maria_Fugel_1905.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

https://www.johannesoffenbarung.ch/bilderzyklen/fugel.php 

https://www.catawiki.com/l/4430589-gebhard-f-gel-1863-1939-winter-landscape-with-playing-children 

https://eng.panorama-altoetting.de/the-painter/ 

https://www.leo-bw.de/web/guest/detail/-/Detail/details/PERSON/kgl_biographien/119079380/biografie 

http://web.archive.org/web/20160729232456/http://www.bad-saulgau.de/buerger/kultur_veranstaltungen/Fugel.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate if necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/03/02?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included 1 of the artist info URLs, which has since been archived).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2638 (February 8, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Is that Chucky’s girlfriend?….

HEY MR. ARTIST MAN what did you do to my eyes? put that thing away!

Again?

DARPA just installed the lasers. Do you like them?

@Steve Melcher – if you’re going to bring drugs into this then I would say the only thing that’s going to help that girl now is some heroin.