Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 07, 2021

Hi

Ah yes. I’ve finally caught up with the past month of Big Nate that I’ve missed.

Expected.

RUN NATE RUN!

Noooooooooooooooooooo

Help

lol

Hi!

ah great. violent assault. maybe a teacher will catch Kim? not likely though

Imma try to make a comment related to the strip (to avoid the spam) : here it is:

Deja vu, except kim was randy!

He knew that’s gonna happen…

I call it now, a teacher’s gonna walk in and see Kim beating up Nate

how is Nate supposed to dance if Kim wants to break his bones

Big Nate and the Big Event – Part 2

When I got home, I suddenly saw Gordie on our living room’s sofa. He was pretty shivery.

“Want some tea for you to cheer up?” Ellen asked him.

“No, thanks”, he answered.

“What happened?” I asked.

“I don’t want to talk about it”, Gordie replied.

“I’ll tell him”, Ellen said. “Gordie got fired”.

“WHAT?! Why?!”

“Klassik Komix cuts bugdets and some employees must lose thier job”.

“We have to do something!” I decided.

Continued in replies

This crush is gonna end…with a crushing!

Nate dies tomorrow

kim is bad

0/10 because kim

she’s not going to do anythingShe’ll probably just accept it and move onTrust me, I’ve watched enough Disney movies to know this

and this was the last time anyone ever saw nate

Another one. Ok. Random Fact 4: Remember the previous fact where I told you guys I have 2 pet tortoises? And remember when I would tell you their names. Well, here you go. Their names are Slowpoke and Fred. Don’t laugh. Actually, you can. It’s your choice actually.

You know what would be cool? If big Nate met his mom. I doubt pierce would do it but it would be cool. I wonder what she looks like…

Uh-oh! Nate’s gonna get demolished!

Well everyone, pay your last respects for Nate in the replies :(

Oh yeah, and I’m going to start a new story tomorrow!

Why does she expect him to come if she’s doing this?

Insert to be continued meme here

Nate should have done this in the vicinity of a teacher. Or at least directly in the line of sight of a security camera.

Okay maybe she IS gonna kill you. sorry for the false hope

That’s crushing?

Tomorrow’s strip should be fun

yoink

Before I start, I must say that I am sorry to the person that I got into a fight with yesterday. This one is about Teddy. We haven’t seen Teddy for a long time, about a month. What happened to him? The first time he showed up in forever was two days ago. The first thing Nate did was push him. I know he has done this before, but he usually does it after we have been talking to that person and is being nice to him/her. The last time we saw him was actually one month ago. The last thing he was seen doing? Passing a note to Nate. Gina told on them to the teacher, but was “punk’d”. She was seen as angry and flustered. We all know the extreme Gina will take. One storyline ago, Nate brought Spitfy to class. Gina wanted him gone. Almost as if she had an allergy. She has a dog, but Teddy does have a dog allergy. What if she has been keeping him captive and his allergy was passed on to her. (I know this isn’t how it works, but just go with it). My theory: Gina took Teddy captive and he finally escaped. That is why he doesn’t want to do Nate’s dirty work, because that is all he has been doing for a month, but for Gina! Anyway, this will most likely be my last time commenting for a while due to the fight that happened yesterday.(And because this person that had no name was bulling me) Bye for now Gocomics. I might comment on other strips. Bye!!!!

by this point he just needs to bring it up with someone with more authority

Poll: why do people keep doing lame polls

What’s Nate gonna do:1. Run away2. FIGHT3. Pray4. Make a excuseor 5. face THE CONSEQUNCES!!!

OH No…

CMON NATE I PRAY FOR U TO WIN

You know something I noticed about these Kim and Nate comics is that if the roles were reversed, and Nate was harassing Kim into dating him and threatening to beat her up if she didn’t then this wouldn’t be in a comic it would be considered harassment and Nate would be an evil person, just saying

Day 9 for feature

Kim and Nate are a lot like Bowser and Peach. Just a random thought I had.

Day nine till feature big Nate finally says it pls start a chat so we can talk about are day thank you.

Ooh there’s gonna be a boy/girl fight

Good morning, afternoon, and evening to the BNCS. Also nate is probably dead meat soon, but what else did you expect? Have a nice day!

I’m back from my short, 3-day commenting break!

Is this the first time Nate has ever done anything that took character and courage? I can’t remember another time.

Well I hope that tomorrow the bullying is halted by a teacher.

idk if this has been started yet but…..

IT IS TIME FOR FINISH THE LYRIC! :D

Ight the lyric you must finish is…

Fighting ‘till the war’s won! I don’t care if heaven won’t take me back~

HINT: IT IS NOT HAMILTON.

i would like to thank quincy on helping me know why i cant comment :)

Just like Chester.

I mean, who would want to have a romantic life with a violent girl like Kim?

The site is experiencing multiple Keter and Euclid level containment breaches, Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, designated Nine-Tailed Fox, has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter or any other safe area until the unit has secured the facility. They’ll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCPs have been recontained.

Uh-oh is right…Kim is going to crush Nate and there’s no one to help him…

By the way, I’m new here

His tombstone will read, Here lies Nate, A Man Indeed who did it His Way…..

cue the dramatic music

do you know how many discord dms i got at 2 am because martys back? and this means wrk93 might breach one of our accounts now lmao

Just let a teacher walk in! Serve up some justice!

insert screaming noise here

Hi guys good job nate but Kim just accept that nate does not like you and Kim just don’t crush him

hello people, i know its been a month from ze doge(me) and i have came back so i might make this harder on yall

Running really isn’t a option for Nate it seems

Like and reply and u will have good luck FOREVER

Kim will anyway end up dancing with Chester. Also a random question: What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done in your life. mine is getting an M&M stuck up my nose.

good thing nate wrote his will

hello

Well this is the end of Nate as we know it. . .

are yo able to zoom in? like its a page?

boy is he SCREWED

Now it’s gonna be “BIG Francis”

Sup

Ohhhhhh You dead nate

i don’t kknow what is happening

Hi everyone! How are you doing? I hope you are doing good. looks like this is the end of nate. XD

Daily Poll: What’s your favorite Lay’s Chip flavor?

Random poll: big nate or Garfield? For me, I’m sorry, but I choose Garfield. (I feel like I did the wrong thing.) I guess animal comics are funnier??

Hello!

What’s all this spamming nonsense?

Teddy’s gonna be really really happy after he gets the star trek thingy.

Sorry im doing a poll but it is Big Nate related: Who was Nate’s best girlfriend and why?a. Angieb. Kellyc. Trudy

Now think about how this is the same thing you do to Jenny, Nate…

STOP THESE SPAMMERS

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hoooo boy. Run, Nate, run! Go for it!

the gocomics feature system is so stupid. It should be determined on how many LIKES, you have not how many replies!

It’s people like you that ruin this site for everyone. Like how come You or MartySays is not banned yet?

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Potassium peels could u stop by any chane

Ok, I’m trying this AGAIN. Please, NO SPAMMING SPAMMERS. Guess the song! I will give u clues to use the song, try to guess. If it’s too hard, say u want more clues in the replies.

HINT 1: This song is the #1 song of all time, according to google XD.

HINT 2: This song was played by _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and also played by Pentatonix (aka PTX) mostly starring Avi Kaplan. (If you don’t know who that is, maybe you’ll know that it was also played by Chris Kläfford, and Kids United.)

HINT 3: The writer of this song said that the lyrics and all were “anti-religious, anti-nationalistic, anti-conventional, anti-capitalistic… but because it is sugar-coated, it is accepted.”

This is a lot of info, so I think it’ll be easy to guess the song! Reply to guess what the song is!

MartySays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poll: what time does a big nate strip come out?

flag TheArtist37  MartySays and Anoneemouse cause they are his spammer buddies

1,891 comments!?!

Hi everyone

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that bow and cute shirt on kim are so ironic

I’m still waiting for the next comic strip, so why not do this? Random Fact 5: I have dozens of Big Nate books. Yes, I’m a fan.

some people like spammers geeze you take time to be annoying?

Fact:Just so you know I am going to make a STORY yay yay starting on Apr 11 my sister is going to help me.(she is not a commenter she is 6 years old) Fact 2 : I will be doing this every day poll: in minecraft lapis or red stone and why? Award: (for today) best spammer is potassium peelyEnd: have a great day/night and stay safe.

Fact:Just so you know I am going to make a STORY yay yay starting on Apr 11 my sister is going to help me.(she is not a commenter she is 6 years old)Fact 2 : I will be doing this every daypoll: in minecraft lapis or red stone and why?Award: (for today) best spammer is potassium peelyEnd: have a great day/night and stay safe.

Sorrow

Sorry

This Peely guy really needs to go outside. What enjoyment do you get from spamming in a comic websites comment section..?

Please I want COMMENTERS

Big nate and the creature part 4. enjoy

A pack of half trudy u alf wolves appears and runs at nate and DeeDee.

nate: RUN.

Nate and DeeDee start running but the trudys soon gobble up deedee.

nate: WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?

Trudy: I WILL BREAK YOUR HEART LIKE YOU DID TO ME.

Nate picks up Deedee’s sword and kills all but one trudy, the real trudy. Then, nate’s sword broke. Then trudy shows a window and inside nate sees Angie.

Nate: ANGIE!?!??!?

Angie: HELP NATE, I’M HANGING IN A CAGE ABOVE LAVA!!!

Then Trudy teleports Nate and herself there, and breaks the chain holding Angie’s cage up.

Nate: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Angie’s cage falls and Angie dies as she throws a sword tipped with lava at trudy. Soon after the sword hit trudy nate shoved trudy in with where Angie had died.

nate: I miss you Angie.

Then everyone came back except for Angie, they all greeted him.

Nate: where’s Angie?

Francis: she couldn’t come down from the spirit world, Francis sobbed.

Nate sobbed with him.

Part 5 tomorrow since its late, sorry for the delay

oof (special edition)

kim used a weird sentence in panel 3

I wonder why Kim never changes her face. I mean- she’s totally emotionless-

Hi

Kim is so mean. ):<

Seriously, this girl needs to just stop existing. I’m sorry, I feel mean saying that but she’s vile.

Seriously?