That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 10, 2021

Playing Twister all by yourself is no fun even when you’re naked.

Careful he died of… What plague are we on now? Ebola? Cholera? Bubonic? Let me check my score card… right, COVID.

Mike came home super drunk, took all his clothes off, and missed the bed. He also missed his house.

Friend of mine went to So. Cal and was invited to a yoga class by a fellow he met in a coffee shop. Friend went along and discovered that it was not only an al fresco class, it was also au naturel.

Worst-nude-model-EVER! That’s what happens when your art school advertises on matchbooks and the entrance exam is drawing a pirate!

“18…19…20…ready or not, hear I come.” One of the events in the Motivate and Win seminar was showing how ‘It’ in a game of hide-and-seek was highly motivated to find everyone in the game when they each had an item of his clothing.

gary had ignored the warnings about the brown acid…

And nobody told him when he was on his way there in the streetcar?!

oh G-d….he looks like my boyfriend.

that painting looks like it was made for the old (red & blue lensed) 3-D glasses.

…97, 98, 99, 100. Ready or not here I come! (Hide and Seek at the White Tail Camp)

He was kicked out for not wearing a mask.

Steve made me chuckle over this one today.

Forgot, yeah right.

On a blanket beside the bay/ the unclothed dead body lay/ and the sand crabs agreed/ “this joint’s going to seed!”/ but they secretly liked it that way!

This rendition of a reclining male nude / looks amateurishly rather crude. / It’s scribbly and blurry / as if done in a hurry / just to get clothes put back on this dude.

He produced it in horror and haste/ he was not much concerned about taste/ for small was his stipend/ and the body had ripened/ and there wasn’t much time to waste.

English Garden, Munich, Germany…there’s nude sunbathing there, but this is pretty much all you see.

Gary tries to start a new hipster movement – naked ant watching.

Slim was devastated he couldn’t join the Brotherhood of Bare-Bodied Beach Bears.

The famous yoga position “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up”.

Poor Peter Dragon after being humiliated by the other guys on the nude beach for his “affliction”. After word got around though, he discovered that not everyone considered it to be a handicap.

“I can’t get dressed until I find that stupid contact lens.”

“Life’s a beach, and then you die !”

Lying boy: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Christian_Rohlfs_-_Liegender_Knabe,_1907.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/rohlfs_christian.html 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/r/rohlfs/biograph.html 

https://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/degenrate-art-the-fate-of-the-avant-garde-in-nazi-germany/Content?oid=878053 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/christian-rohlfs 

https://prabook.com/web/christian.rohlfs/2507391 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Christian_Rohlfs/9000129/Christian_Rohlfs.aspx 

https://www.kettererkunst.com/bio/ChristianRohlfs-1849-1938.php 

https://www.deutsche-biographie.de/sfz106300.html 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/christian-rohlfs/ 

https://books.google.com/books?id=iMtZCAAAQBAJ&pg=PT2#v=onepage&q&f=false 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate if necessary, and askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 3 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2021/02/01?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included 9 of the artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2639 (February 9, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

It’s just poor Helmut, ganz ausgespielt yet again!

“By George, you CAN see through the hole in this carpet!”

usfess fell asleep again on his payer rug, his friends took his clothes to sell for the Muslim museum thrift shop.lucky they didn’t behead him.

Dang it … AGAIN! Every time, the scientists that work on the time machine promise that they have fixed it so material items will transport with me. EVERY TIME

If I had nickel for every dream I’ve had where I’m naked in public.