Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 23, 2021

I’m guessing he was reading GoComics.

I thought I saw the future 3 months ago but it appears we’re just going to get a rerun.

The future is not what it used to be!

Wait till you get a phone….

We all die. Isn’t that awmazing? (Awful + Amazing)

This “future” involves staring at a screen and missing everything that’s going on outside.

Forget the past, there’s no future in it.

You saw the future of quarantining, Wiz.

If it involves getting rid of all this crap we’re in, I’ll agree with you…

So…it seems that the movies got this whole zombie apocalypse thing wrong. It’s not the walking dead looking for brains to eat. It’s people turned into zombies staring at their devices.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Tomorrow never comes. It will always be today.

Which future there are lots of possibilities? It all depends on your present choices.

I’ve SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It’s a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing “I’m an Oscar Meyer Wiener”.

My crystal ball is a square Apple. My daily news paper is on a TV screen. I keep my telephone in my pocket. I pay for gas with my key ring. Now is the future that I worried about back then when it was now. I’m not sure if I made it or if it caught up to me.

Bleakness around the world

I don’t see much future in the future

Pre Willard Scott & Al Roker?

Actually it is, but I get your point.

Must be the periods between 2022-2024

“The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades”

I wonder if he saw he was a comic strip on gocomics.com XD

I swear he should of seen himself on a comic strip. HEY WIZARD GO TO GO COMICS AND SEARCH YOUR NAME. THE ENTIRE WEBSITE STARS YOU

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I still believe that time travel is possible – it just hasn’t been invented yet.

All of us have an expiration date, for some it grows closer every day, once I hit 75 I realized that Folger’s in my cup was NOT the best part of waking up…WAKING UP is the best part.

I’d like to believe you…

I saw the future and it’s Amaz……..on!