Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 13, 2021

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I love it!…..

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    Minus shipping and handling….

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    Ask about our lunchtime guarantee.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Bob and Ray 1956.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    But the whole box was used wasn’t it? You might not like the product. But wasn’t the whole whole box used to hold the product? For I don’t think that there was any empty space in the box. So I would say that the entire box was used.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    *Note: We may have already spent that money.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    “I’d like a replacement for this broken item with your Lifetime Guarantee”

    “I’m sorry the guarantee is no longer valid, that item is dead. It’s lifetime is past”

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    mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pretty common, a pro-rated refund.

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    Such as it is, in both cases.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Shipping cost more than a replacement.. take the loss.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 96ae98]  over 3 years ago

    When did he get the new TV? I don’t remember seeing a flat screen before. It’s always been one of the older big boxy things.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    I saw this sign on the back of a septic tank pumper truck in Arizona: Satisfaction Guaranteed Or Double Your Sewage Back!

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    MichaelMcGinnis1  over 3 years ago

    When I’m done with it, I’ll send the part I already ate

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    briangj2  over 3 years ago

    “If You Order Right Now We’ll Send You A 2nd One Absolutely Free – Just Pay Separate Postage and Handling”

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    Only that could happen to cosmo

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Fawlty Towers….

    Basil: “Deduct it from the bill, is that what you mean?"

    Mr Johnston: “As it’s inedible.”

    Basil: “Only half of it is inedible, apparently.”

    Mr Johnston: “Well, deduct half now, and if my wife brings the other half up during the night, we’ll claim the balance in the morning. "

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