Can we put a fishbowl on the one that shan’t be named and seal it with ducttape?!! I believe that the “transmission rate” will be reduced down to 100%!!
I posted on my Facebook a selfie wearing one of those individual plant greenhouse covers last summer, called it my “corona dome”. Alternatively, you could wear it to go as Mr Freeze on Halloween. The downside, doesn’t take long to fog up over your head.
PICTO over 3 years ago
It promotes social distancing.
Imagine over 3 years ago
Transmission rates are reduced another 90 percent if the fish and the water are still in the fish bowl.
And, yes, it does count as a COVID-19 related death if you drown in it.
LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago
Can we put a fishbowl on the one that shan’t be named and seal it with duct tape?!! I believe that the “transmission rate” will be reduced down to 100%!!
/SNARK/
William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago
Heck, my tin foil hat can do the same thing. At least that’s what Trump says.
My First Premium Member over 3 years ago
Lick finger, put up in the air and see which way the wind is blowing (aka which party do I want to impress this week).
Ubintold over 3 years ago
He ate the fish !?
Ubintold over 3 years ago
He ate the fish?!!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pretty soon these guys are going to have us all in MOPP gear or, better yet, looking so stupid we won’t want to go outside.
Znox11 over 3 years ago
Just imagine if things had been taken seriously from the beginning….we would probably be almost back to normal by now.
Jimmy Chitwood Premium Member over 3 years ago
It will be a double fishbowl at this time next week………………….
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Only a matter of time . . .
joeatwork212 over 3 years ago
Flip-Flop Fauci has been good for comic relief. I wonder if he believes all of his drivel?
KEA over 3 years ago
Like I’ve been saying… if everyone would wear Hazmat suits, we’d have this thing shut down in a couple of weeks.
hooglah over 3 years ago
That’s the senile old bastard that is in charge of the CDC, where only 10 % of the budget is spent on disease control.
ms-ss over 3 years ago
That’s the Dr Fauci I have come to know.
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
I posted on my Facebook a selfie wearing one of those individual plant greenhouse covers last summer, called it my “corona dome”. Alternatively, you could wear it to go as Mr Freeze on Halloween. The downside, doesn’t take long to fog up over your head.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
No, Dr. F. Wearing a fish bowl is not how you become STURGEON GENERAL! :)
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Dr. Fauci is making farce out of prevention with that fish bowl.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Only 10%? What does he need to wear for 100%, a lead shield?
DebUSNRet over 3 years ago
Falsie fauci!