That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 12, 2021

“Don’t worry if it doesn’t work out. Some guys are meant to be the FIRST husband.”

“Lady, I hope you’re not holding out on me. Now get out there and earn your keep.”

Turns out Cupid not only has hobby of making people fall in love unexpectedly, he’s also an inveterate gossip.

She’s all a-quiver.

“I was the worst shot in my archery class, so make sure Mr. Right isn’t standing next to a human gargoyle.”

So…no way to improve on today’s caption…but…if the baby with the tail and horns comes back, tell him to get lost, you do not need a bad boy!

racy illustration that didn’t make the cut for the first edition of hustler…

Priceless caption!

“Oh, flap off.”

Young Cupid was pleased to discover/ that his wings allowed him to hover/ above and behind/ and ideally aligned/ to scrutinize the best parts of ’er.

“First let’s move this other strap off the shoulder and let me see what I’ve got to work with.”

So is it called “Cupid 19” vaccine?

“What’s wrong? I’m wearing a Belt!”

“For the right price I can get you anyone you want”

Get the vaccine for your valentine.

So you want me to shoot Greg? Hmmm, He’s a really popular guy. That will be two grand. If that’s too much for you, I can do Joey for five hundred – he hasn’t had a date since the eighth grade.

Gotta luv that little piece of ribbon covering the little parts…

Im not giving away my shot

Looks to me like someone is about to get a ‘wet willie’ !

I hate to inform you, sir/ that you’ll never get far with her/ when your quiver is full/ but you’ve no bow to pull/ and your pecker is only a blur .

Now look, some kid in a red outfit with horns on his head is going to try and sit by your other shoulder. Just tell him to “go to the devil”.

Me deep in love’s only half of what I’m longing for now / I still love my being in love with someone /But tell me, why couldn’t there be /Somebody bеing in love with me?

And then, and this is very important- listen close, make sure you get 50% when it is all over.

50%? What a blessing!

Oh sure, when it all started, one arrow was enough. Now, 2? What next 3?

“Nip slip”

“A little dating advice is all I got to offer these days – you wear too much clothing. Let ’em see the goods! Men are pigs!”

And the winning lottery numbers are . . .

“Here’s some advice, Lady, why buy a whole pig when all you want is a little pork?”

Can I have three shots then?…..

Celeste is a bit of a swine/ you can find some photos on line/ in which she suggests/ whilst displaying her breasts/ her willingness to recline.

Very clever. This “comic” is nearly always spot on.

Venus and Cupid: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Venus_and_Cupid-Guillaume_Seignac.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

https://www.galeriearyjan.com/en/seignac-guillaume.htm 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/guillaume-seignac 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Guillaume_Seignac/11008245/Guillaume_Seignac.aspx 

http://www.rehs.com/Guillaume_Seignac_Bio.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2015/01/16?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 17 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2641 (February 11, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“I’m sorry, but I haven’t quite been in this Old Master painting long enough for my clothes to finish falling off. Just give it a couple of minutes. You’ll see.”

Venus and Cupid plotting to infect some poor unsuspecting fools with that strange and uncurable illness called Love.

¡Happy St. Valentine’s Day, Everyone!

Celeste is now flirting with fame/ seems everyone knows her name/ with endless attentions/ and millions of mentions/ she’s entered the on line ad game…

And here’s her most hideous crime/ she’s selling on Amazon Prime/ by devious dint/ she’s making a mint/ but she won’t lend me even a dime.

Phyllis having just given birth, was wondering why the kid had wings, maybe it was the father’s fault, he always was a bit flighty.

Forget the shots get me a young handsome stud!

Gold tipped arrows to fall in love, lead to fall out of love.

Well, since you asked … No, the outfit doesn’t make your butt look big.

You’re young yet. Don’t let him take advantage of you…unless you take advantage of him first.

Just got my second shot. YAH!

He’s underage ! “LOCK HER UP !”