Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 23, 2021

No “pressure”.

Nirvana is all you need!

I’m surprised some huckster hasn’t started a chain of those!!! He’d make a killing out here in Calif.

While you’re at it, could you rotate my insights?

One hour is all the time I need to become one with the 15yr old mags in the customer lounge…

Well, chakra means wheel afterall.

I need to clear my mind, control my breathing, and have some deep cleansing thoughts. Where is the restroom?

While you’re waiting we will play you some soul muzak.

That’s mind stuff. Souls don’t need any of that.

I really just came by for some whirled peas.

Put him up on the rack.

I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition is in. – First Edition.

That’ll be $20 cash!

Plaid … Again …

It feels like my inner steering wheel is crooked.

Fascinated with the “third eye” concept.

I’ll just have a little “Jack”. He make me feel good about myself.

I never went looking for a guru. I figured I’d find a chakra con artist.

Do you accept medicare ?

I trust he doesn’t swear like a typical mechanic.

And make to stop by our gift shop on your way out.

I can also check out the alignment of your sacred crystals…