Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 06, 2021

This is a modernized version of Fred Mertz looking for his glasses—which are on top of his head!

There’s butt dialing and then there’s butt answering!

She’s 1500 years old. Cut her some slack.

Must be a biden voter.

or short-term memory.

It’s not that she has a low IQ. Your short term memory starts to go after your 1500th birthday.

Ah yes…Ran all over the house looking for my car keys. Found those, started looking for my purse, found that, then realized I’d set the car keys down somewhere. Car keys back in possession, but purse is not in sight. Repeat, repeat

It was important, it helped you find your phone.

The single digit, I don’t believe. Single track mind, YeS. The Broom Hilda Short Line Rail Road.

Witches are extremely bright. Why? They make themselves that way.

Broomie has more like a zero digit IQ

Not one of Auntie Broom’s more glorious moments….

[Was offline most of Saturday: computer glitch.]