Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 16, 2021

How about a…..conjugal visit?

Aren’t we all on death row? after all how many get out of this world alive?

Would make him a four time loser.

she appears to prefer pros to cons…

Is she talking about a prisoner or a senior?

Or some 68 year old guy who lives in his brother’s basement…

There was this really nice guy on Alcatraz …..

How about an upgrade to Skid Row?

Talk about safe sex.

8 to 88 and not dead over 48 hours

Or on his deathbed

Went on a blind date once. Wound up married to he for 46 years.

Autocomplete got me again, dropped the " r" off of “her.”

Marriage has really cut down on my dating choices.

The Menendez Brothers aren’t on death row, but they’re already married.

She’d settle for somebody doing life in prison.

Are you sure you didn’t got to America’s Most Wanted for a date?