Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 17, 2021

No, that was a pinkie…..

…And it was still before it’s “best before” date…

Must’ve been Queen Nefertiti.

And it was as fresh and edible as the day it came out of the factory…

Don’t tell R.J.!

Hey! My mummy’s been looking for that.

Saw PBS the other night. Several boxes of those were buried with some Pharohs. Could have been worse—like maybe being forced to eat health food in the afterlife.

Right next to a stash of primo weed.

How did it taste?

The gauze had suffered serious deterioration, but the Twinkie was still edible.

No doubt, some intrepid archeologist will sample it to ascertain that Twinkies tasted just as good/bad then and they do now!

Probably still tastes good…..

… and it was still fresh.

No chicken McNuggets?

Ah the tomb of the unknown pharaoh King Twinkie-Ankh-Amun, illegitimate son of King Tut.

still edible. those things can survive anything

Twinkie, the poor man’s eclair.

Weren’t many of the Pharaoh s Twinkies?

Beware of the curse of Pharaoh’s Twinkie !