Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 19, 2021

Or, waking up in the Fall…..

An anemic blacksmith.

How about — Good Government?

Harder to do without pictures but here goes…When my shirts are wrinkled I grab a device that gets hot and flattens the shirt

I actually did fall asleep at a wake once!

I have a good friend who is a funeral director/mortician. He says that one of the hardest things to do is put on his “funeral face”.

It’s a pressing question.

Falling asleep at a wake would be a shame because you would miss a lot of good food and drink.

People who say they respect the Police and Law and Order gathering in an angry mob attacking Police Officers.

Being awakened by the nurse… to take a sleeping pill.

Actually, that’s a coincidence. Irony would be falling asleep at your own funeral. :)

Teen getting sleep at a sleepover.

Studying all night for a big test, and falling asleep while taking the test. Or being so brain dead, you fail the test.

Passing out while watching Insomnia.

He was dead tired.

What’s the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One drunk!

Parking on driveways, driving on parkways.